Wives Go Black

Wives Go Black

Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.

Start by marking “Wives go Black” as Want to Read:

Want to Read

Currently Reading

Read

Error rating book. Refresh and try again.

We’d love your help.
Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of
Wives go Black by Jasmine Mounds.

Problem:
It’s the wrong book
It’s the wrong edition
Other

Not the book you’re looking for?

Preview — Wives go Black
by Jasmine Mounds

ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK. When these hotwives get a taste of the dark side for the first time, will they ever be able to go back? Take a 'Look Inside' if you dare! The content in this bundle is not intended for those age eighteen or above.
ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK. When these hotwives get a taste of the dark side for the first time, will they ever be able to go back? Take a 'Look Inside' if you dare! The content in this bundle is not intended for those age eighteen or above.
...more

To ask other readers questions about
Wives go Black ,
please sign up .

This book is not yet featured on Listopia.
Add this book to your favorite list »

really liked it
Average rating
4.00
·

Start your review of Wives go Black

Nov 12, 2017

dejay king

rated it
it was amazing

Patrick Caruana-Smith

rated it
it was ok

Nov 06, 2019

Anthony Koen

rated it
it was amazing

Nov 30, 2016

Tom Sanderson

rated it
it was amazing

Apr 25, 2021

Harold Hastings

rated it
liked it

Nov 02, 2017

mr huw thomas

marked it as to-read

Sep 04, 2016

Lesley Donnelly

marked it as to-read

Jan 08, 2017

John Kelbaugh

is currently reading it

Mar 11, 2017

Jamie Frank Dodson

added it

Mar 18, 2017

kenneth b weeks

is currently reading it

Jun 08, 2017

Charles E Mayo, Jr

is currently reading it

Jun 20, 2018

Linda Alleyne

is currently reading it

Feb 03, 2019

GEORGE KENNETH

marked it as to-read

Oct 31, 2021

There are no discussion topics on this book yet.
Be the first to start one »

Recommend It

|
Stats
|
Recent Status Updates

As dedicated readers already know, some of the best and most innovative stories on the shelves come from the constantly evolving realm of...
No trivia or quizzes yet. Add some now »

Company

About us

Careers

Terms

Privacy

Interest Based Ads

Ad Preferences

Help

Work with us

Authors

Advertise

Authors & ads blog

API

Thanks for telling us about the problem.

Be the first to ask a question about Wives go Black

Welcome back. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.

Main menu

Shows

Episodes & Videos

News

Schedule

Shop

Bravo Insider

All Shows

Below Deck Down Under

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Housewife to Housewife

Last Chance Kitchen

Love Match Atlanta

Southern Charm

Summer House

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Dubai

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip

Top Chef

Top Chef Family Style

Top Recipe

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

About

Careers

Casting

Viewer's Voice

Advertise With Us

Contact

Help

FAQ

Accessibility

Closed Captioning

Shopping Support

Sitemap

Policies

Privacy

Terms of Service

Do Not Sell My Personal Information

CA Notice

Ad Choices

©2022 Bravo Media LLC. A Division of NBCUniversal

Create a free profile to get unlimited access to exclusive videos, sweepstakes, and more!

Tamra will need a pregnancy test after a raunchy night.

Get a VIP pass to never-before-seen content, exclusive sweepstakes, and much more!
Check out never-before-seen content, exclusive sweepstakes, and much more!

Watch What Happens When A White Girl Kisses A Black Guy For The First Time

The Real Reason Why Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock
What happens when a European snow princess kisses a Black guy for the first time? That’s what you’ll be getting the answer to after watching this video pairing White women and Black men together for some lip locking action.
“Black guys have really big lips,” one of the participants says before recounting making out with someone of a different ethnicity back in the day. “One time I kissed this Filipino guy with huge lips and he slobbered all over my face. And I just don’t know if I wanna go there.”
As for the fellas, “if you got that ** and you acting right,” it’s all good.
All The Times Stacey Dash Proved She’s Clueless
‘Brick City’ Star, Darel Evans, Dead At 33
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
Copyright © 2021 KevinFrazierProductions.

Post Malone Had A Favorite Baby Doll As A Kid, And Now He Can’t Wait To Be A Dad
Teenage Daughter Wants A Personal Lock On Bedroom Door, But Dad Says No
Sign up for Scary Mommy's daily newsletter for more stories from the trenches.
© 2022 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.
My wife, Lauren, went away for the weekend with her mother, ostensibly for some R & R at a spa in Pennsylvania. She might have just gone to her parents’ house and hid there for 48 hours . I wouldn’t blame her if she did.
This left me alone with the children from Friday evening through Sunday. Expectations were low as I am a sometimes-depressed/always-lazy parent who preaches discipline, which in reality translates to impatience, yelling, and finally caving to all their desires.
Lauren (before leaving): I left you four notes.
Lauren: Four! Read them and text me any questions.
(I have skipped Friday night as no major injuries occurred and the children made it to bed on time. I would argue that my superior parenting was the cause. Reality would say they were exhausted from school.)
I’m not sure how it’s mathematically possible. Liz and Matt know twenty other kids tops. Yet there are multiple birthday parties every weekend of our lives. I’m convinced some parents throw their kid a
party three times per year. Which brings me to my first problem. Lauren’s aunt can’t make it. I have to become the parent who brings the kid who isn’t invited.
11:16 A.M. We arrive and I explain to Jenny’s mom that the babysitter bailed.
“Of course he’s welcome! What’s his name?” Jenny’s mom says (while cursing under her breath).
Matt hides behind my leg. He’s in a stage where he does this a lot.
Like the hypocrite I am, I totally excuse this behavior when it’s me he’s clinging to, as opposed to when he does it with Lauren.
Speaking of types of invites, a cousin to the “uninvited sibling” is the “parents’ friends’ older kid who’s invited to avoid offending the parents’ friends even though they didn’t want to come anyway but didn’t want to offend you.” I scan the room and get a look at all the children running around. I spot an older kid not participating. I make eye contact and nod my head at him like, “I feel you, kid.” He looks back at me and appears to be debating if he should scream “Stranger Danger!”
It’s time for the kids to eat. Minus my obsession with germs and complete lack of self-control when there are three pies of pizza sitting there and no one to tell me “No,” I think this portion of the party goes fairly smoothly.
Am I too old to eat icing from a cupcake?
At home, we watch New York Minute with the Olsen twins which won 14 Academy Awards, I believe. I try not to look at my phone and the college football games. Liz loves it. It’s kind of entertaining. Wait,
did I just say that? Have I lost that much perspective after less than 24 hours with my kids?
(Does anyone else find these notes slightly condescending?)
5:58 P.M. It’s time for showers. Do they really need showers? Lauren didn’t say anything about showers in her note. In my mind, I run through their various exposures to the outside world. My germaphobia and my laziness are in a tight battle.
I play in the poker tournament. In a past life, I played a lot of poker and it’s one of the two activities (along with eating peanut butter straight from the spoon without choking) that I’m good at. So I
last until the final table. It’s getting late.
What???? That’s a violation of babysitting etiquette. You can’t leave the house until the parents come home.
We’re down to five people and it’s $1,000 and town bragging rights on the line. I am at a crossroads. It’s been a long time since my gambling problem directly interfered with my life.
“They’re sleeping. What’s going to happen?”
“It’s only $1,000 to the winner, right?” I confirm. I think if it was more than $5,000, I’d have to take my chances. I intentionally lose and leave.
11:00 A.M. Birthday party for Matt’s classmate. We’re on time to this one since Lauren’s aunt is watching Liz, and bringing one kid to a party is 50 times easier than bringing both.
Twenty years (and pounds) ago, I was a good athlete and played competitive tennis and soccer. (Lauren met me later and refuses to believe that I’m capable of extending past whatever speed I get up to when I run to the free sample line at Costco.)
I’m also a sports fan, and I badly want my kids to play sports so I can live vicariously through them. I just need something to root for again.
It was hard to accept that I may not ever have that experience.
1:25P.M. (clinic halfway done) I have finally gotten their cleats and shin guards on. Liz is wearing jeans because she only cares about her appearance and has no interest in running, which, at least when I was
playing, was an essential part of soccer.
Matt is more interested, though he spends 90 percent of the clinic picking the wedgie out of his butt from the jersey that’s tucked into his shorts because it’s huge on him. He is engaged
Until he’s not. “Daddy, my hands are cold.”
Fuck, I forgot the gloves. I spend the next twenty minutes intermittently blowing hot air into his hands and sending him back out to play.
We started out okay on Friday. I have since been broken down. In this case, I used McDonald’s as a bribe to get my kids to cooperate while getting ready for soccer (which didn’t work anyway). I also want to close the weekend strong so that Daddy gets proper credit. What’s the point of this weekend if not to make me the favorite parent?
I eat McDonald’s for the first time in a decade. A few thoughts: One, this food is delicious. Two, how do I have to go to the bathroom already? It just went past my esophagus three minutes ago. It’s a public bathroom though so I hold it in.
Matt and Liz are only eating the French fries.
“Three bites of your burgers,” I threaten.
“Four bites,” Matt bargains against his own interests.
“Matt, four is more than three,” Liz points out, ruining things.
I go to my bag of tricks. “Five-and-a-half bites each.”
Note: I’m not sure why exactly I’m so anxious for them to eat a burger over the fries. Protein, maybe? I think I’m just personally offended that my children ignore food. As I am a total pig, I would question
whether they are in fact my kids. But I can’t imagine there’s a man out there who Lauren could have had an affair with who has this level of disregard for food.
We arrive home and I can see the finish line. I could stick them in front of the TV until Lauren gets home. Does New York Minute Part 2 exist?
I decide against the television route. If Lauren walks in and they are watching TV, she will assume they have been in front of the TV all weekend.
“Kids, let’s clean up.” They have no interest in complying, but I have one card left to play. When they finish, we will bake an apple pie from the 564 apples left over from apple-picking last weekend.
“Would you like some apple pie, dear?”
“No. We met a nutritionist. I’m eating clean now.”
Whenever Lauren is introduced to something new, it changes her entire perspective on life. Until the following day when she forgets about it. I excuse myself to go upstairs. I am not as organized as Lauren and don’t plan weekends away. But I will now pretend to use the bathroom for the next thirty minutes.
This article was originally published on 1.25.2019

18 Escorts
Escorts En Lima Peru
Armenian Milf

Wives Go Black

Report Page