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Will The Farter Brutal Master


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“You look cute today over there,” Howard complimented Robin
as the music faded this morning. “What’s with the hair? I like it.”
Robin said that it was the same as yesterday’s, but Howard
was sure something was different and crowned her “Sassy” Robin.
Howard said he was listening back yesterday to the caller
who knew so much about Imus and realized that it was Sour Shoes. “He had every
Imus reference down.”
Sour Shoes recently mastered a new impression – George Take i
– and has been showing it off by leaving voicemails for studly Stern staffer
Memet. After playing a recording of it, Robin exclaimed: “That’s amazing!”
Sour also left a voicemail in his Gary impression talking
about the recently deceased Paul Kantner of Jefferson Airplane.
Howard thought Sour might have some extra time on his hands
since the Roy Rogers he was working for closed, leaving him out of work for the
moment.
Benjy’s beard and mustache are getting even bigger – but
it’s not all good apparently. Sal came in to report that he’s seen Benjy
chewing on his beard in the elevator at work a few times.
“It was so disgusting, I thought I was going to throw up in
the elevator,” Sal told Howard. “It’s like having pubic hair in your mouth all
day.”
Benjy admitted that he’s noticed it go into his mouth while
eating as well.
Before receiving his gas chamber punishment, Howard told
listeners that he had heard something weird about High Pitch Erik.
Somehow High Pitch got John Stamos’ direct number and asked
him to buy a pair of Beats headphones for him. And of course, John obliged.
Who do you think is a bigger mooch – Jeff the Drunk or High
Pitch Erik? Let us know on Twitter !
We asked members of the Wack Pack a single question and
recorded their answers in honor of Valentine’s Day: “What does love mean to
you?”
Elephant Boy : “Love
is 100% pure bliss.” (Though 90% of his answer was unintelligible)
High Pitch Erik :
“Love is when you have sex with the opposite sex. Like when a male has sex with
a female. That’s what love is all about.”
Jeff the Drunk :
“Love is being with someone whose needs and wants you put over yours.” (“Aren’t
you shocked Jeff the Drunk came up with that?” a surprised Howard remarked)
Underdog Lady : “A
feeling of admiration and respect for another person.”
Tan Mom : Tan Mom’s answer rambled on as she got
progressively more frenzied and confused before closing out: “What is love?!
What is love?!” She does love her children though.
Ralph was hanging out in Howard’s apartment yesterday and
Howard said he was first annoyed he’d have to see him. “I don’t realize that I
actually want to talk to him,” he admitted though.
Howard also said that when he is looking for Ralph, he’ll
yell out: “Douchebag you here?” It’s become a running joke to the point that Ralph has now changed his Siri to refer to him as “douchebag.”
Later in the morning, a caller’s question sparked a debate
about why Gary still listens to vinyl. Howard said he didn’t understand it at
all.
“It’s just a hobby – I’m not hung up on it,” Gary tried to
explain. “It’s fun to listen to records sometimes. It’s a fun experience.”
The caller also remembered when Gary was caught wearing a 45
rpm adapter spindle necklace during an appearance on “Geraldo at Large.”
Howard got Bobo on the phone because he thought they had
finally received a positive email about him – but it turned out to be a farce
and ended with ” … just kidding.”
As consolation, Fred offered that
King of All Blacks had been getting it worse in the listener feedback than
Bobo. They hate him worse than they hate you,” Fred told him.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in
and Howard wondered if she was even crazy enough to be a part of the Wack Pack,
but ultimately decided that she was.
Shuli came in and revealed that
Mariann had gotten into a feud with Jeff the Drunk because he blocked her on
Periscope after she told him to “chill” one day. Mariann shut it down though
and said they had made up last night.
Howard asked Mariann whose penis was bigger – Jeff’s or
Mariann’s husband? “My husband has a beautiful penis!” she exclaimed in what
will surely make for a wonderful drop in the near future.
Will the Farter, who has made many appearances on the Stern Show in the past , arrived to exact justice this morning on High Pitch Erik after Judge Wendy threw the book at him in Special People’s Court — but first Howard wanted to catch up on what exactly was going on in his life.
“I’ve been pretty good,” the flatulence king told Howard. Will has continued his career as “Brutal Master,” fielding calls on services like NiteFlirt from gay men who want to be “degraded” and “put in their place.” Will is also a massage therapist by day with a large clientele list of homosexual men, but claims he is “100% straight.”
Will is going through a divorce with his wife as a result of him bringing their roommate, a 20-year-old girl, in to do the cam shows online with him. His wife found out after seeing a video of them having sex.
Will is dating Kat now and brought her with him to the studio. Kat told Howard that they have a great sex life. “She likes it really rough,” Will said, explaining that they choke each other sometimes. The statement seemed to shock High Pitch Erik who was standing by.
Kat also revealed that Will subjects her to many a stinky atrium in their bedroom.
Things took a turn for the worse early after Erik revealed he had popped the tire on his walker, so the staff scrambled to find a suitable chair for the 400+ lb. Wack Packer to be situated in. He also revealed to listeners that his breakfast consisted of just a granola bar this morning in preparation.
Will the Farter hopped up on the table so that his ass could be face-level with Erik. “I think I want his nose touching my ass,” he told Howard.
Only moments after the vile farting began, High Pitch’s voice hit the legendary lower register as the pain set in. Below are some choices sound bites from his own personal hell:
“Oh my God!” “It smells like horseshit!” “I’m going to fucking hell after this!” (No one quite knew what to make of this) “It smells like the fucking Bronx Zoo!”
“You’re taking it like a champ,” Howard cheered. “His nose is about a centimeter from his ass.”
Meanwhile, Richard, JD, Jon, and Jason – all of whom were in the studio – began writhing as the smell progressively built up to intolerable levels.
The punishment then came to a climactic end:
Robin: “Richard is throwing up!” Howard: “Richard just puked – stop everything.” Richard: “Why am I being punished?”
“Will, what a performance,” Howard praised.
High Pitch, amazingly, came out of the gas chamber with the content of his stomach intact. “I feel dizzy after that,” he told listeners.
Judge Wendy got on the phone to make sure High Pitch learned his lesson. “Erik, I hoped you learned your lesson … You know you could go to jail for real for that,” the respected member of the legal community lectured.
“Judge Wendy, I’m sorry for what I did. I was wrong and it will never happen again,” Erik promised.
Howard said that Erik looked “completely dazed” from his near 10-minute gas chamber session.
With more gas in the tank, Howard wanted to see who could hold a note longer, Will with his fart or Gary on his trumpet. Will the Farter won the competition with ten seconds to Gary’s six.
In closing, Howard remarked that High Pitch took his punishment “like a man” and would consider reducing the sentence on his Flat Ronnie, which Judge Wendy ordered to be taken for three months.
Shortly thereafter, Erik disclosed that a club in Pittsburgh was trying to hire him to make an appearance and insult people for money. Howard was incredulous, wondering if Will the Farter needed to suit back up.
“I will not threaten anybody,” High Pitch ensured everybody though.
If you would like to find out more about Will the Farter (aka Brutal Master) you can email him at Will6607@aol.com or on Skype at brutalmaster1983. You can learn more about Kat on Instagram here or see her on Clips4Sale.
Before leaving the studio, High Pitch, who was refusing to even meet the gaze of Will the Farter, told Howard about a fantasy he had while masturbating to a photo of John Stamos.
Still, Erik insisted that Donnie Wahlberg was his main man – but if a threesome could occur with both men, he’d be open to it. He is straight though … supposedly.
High Pitch proceeded to dictate how the intimate evening would go down – much to the disgust of listeners everywhere. Our apologies go out to both John Stamos and Donnie Wahlberg.
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OMG Will the Farter was one of the worst guests in a long time
OMG Will the Farter was one of the worst guests in a long time
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Howard is usually ultra quick to end segments. Even ones that are pretty good. Will is retarded. He can’t even talk like a normal person. I don’t know what’s wrong with him but it’s horrible!! Not sure why Howard didn’t call him out on making tons of noise throughout the whole thing and couldn’t freaking talk. I guess being nice because his mom. It was horrible.
Btw He keeps putting off Underdog every show like he’s Kimmel saying he’s didn’t get to Matt Damon. I know it’s not a joke but I want to hear it!
Underrated bit. What a fascinating world we live in where people pay for that type of shit
WTF has the personality of a potato. Look at how boring/bland he was in Jackass 3.
Hate him. Skipped the segment. Same for Cum lady. I just don't get the appeal.
I completely agree. I turn it everyone wills on.
The best was the iq test when Will thought he would bust 120 and he turned out retarded
If JD could fart he and Will could be interchangeable.
I always thought he was an interesting guest because he was so fucking clueless/weird/not in on the joke that he was being goofed on. He legit has some sort of learning disability and/is stupid. Didn't he make some bizarre porn video that almost ended his marriage? The guy is such a fascinating weirdo.
Can't stand that dude it's gross and not funny.
He doesn’t have a funny bone in his whole body. He’s about as unfunny as it gets. He doesn’t work at all over zoom. He’s never been a talker. He sounds as dumb as can be. Today’s segment with him was awful. I say put tan mom in again instead of him!
Mr. Methane was all schtick, but it was pretty good schtick. A true showman.
Will the Farter (WTF - not to be confused with What The Fuck) is played out. He needs to up his game to stay interesting. We need Will The Shitter or Brutal Shit Master
Yeah... will the farter with a side of prolapsed hemorrhoid took it in the wrong direction. The dead mother, bleeding stink balloons and his reinsertion tales at paid gigs... was a bit of a downer. He’s like a fighter staying in the game too long; pushing his body past its surgically modified limits. Too much loss in the pack — I want to remember him in his prime.
This was only somewhat sarcastic...
You are absolutely correct. That was unlistenable. I tried but could only handle so much of the background noise from whatever the fuck he was doing.
For some reason I thought Will the Farter was actually making fart sounds while he was talking to Howard. That quality was absolutely horrific.
lol I did too. I thought he was maybe sucking in when he was talking. He couldn’t get a sentence out and was making tons of noise. It was terrible
Have u guys ever had a call with Brutal Master? How much does it cost? Asking for a friend.
That wasn’t funny when he was funny
The thing is, Will is not an interesting person. We don’t need to talk to him. Have him on, do his awesome farts, and get the fuck out.
Howie struggling to make something out of that shit-show was cringeworthy...especially the "dead-mom" comedy bit. Even Will seemed to be bored by the whole thing

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One of the best cameos I’ve gotten. Responded super fast and his farts were perfect. He even included a story about his day!
One of the best cameos I’ve gotten. Responded super fast and his farts were perfect. He even included a story about his day!
Fantastic Cameo. My husband was shocked he got a cameo from Will the Farter! Couldn’t have gotten a better pep talk anywhere else!
Fantastic Cameo. My husband was shocked he got a cameo from Will the Farter! Couldn’t have gotten a better pep talk anywhere else!
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In Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks named his “governor” character Le Petomaine.
Mr Methane can fart "Smoke on the Water". Will can't really modulate his flatulence.
You'd think a guy who was in a Jackass movie would get more respect.
He’s listed under B for Brutal Master
Was he doing some kind of OnlyFans website where he was jacking off on camera?

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