Wife Screws Friend

Wife Screws Friend
A family friend, who was widowed about ten months ago, visits us about once a month when he comes to the city on business. After dinner last month, he expressed to my husband how difficult it was to meet a woman and how frustrating it was to have gone so long without sex. He is not the type of man that turns on most women: shy, kind, gentle, average looking.

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I can usually do my workout any afternoon in any room of the house cause i am home all night alone, My neighbors are close friends of ours and we each have keys to each others houses. My upstairs is a wide open kitchen living room/ dining room, I was doing a nice aggressive jelq session, listening to my nomad (mp3 player) and had closed my eyes for a while. So I open my eyes for a second and there stands my neighbor holding dishes and such from our BBQ the day before, shes just watching away like im a free show. Here i am buck ass naked nothing to cover up with and my dick is all swollen up. We have spent allot of time together and she has seen me naked at drunken hot tub parties, Any way she works in a doctors office and seems very serious, she flat out says dont stop just tell what you are doing. I told her, exercise to make my penis grow. For some reason she has that quality about her that you dont get all embarrassed around her, i try to keep going but i get to hard so i stop,now she wants to learn all i can teach her about Penis Enlargement. We talked like 10 minutes while im sitting naked with a heat pad on my tool. She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!

My big problem is she seems to want to research my hobby and even check on my progress , she claims an impartial person would be a better judge of progress and that she would probably measure more accurately than me. She really seems genuine about wanting to see if this really works, i just dont think my wife or her husband would approve if they find out we met like that.
I will have to think that over
She wants it bro, FUCK HER!!!

seriously though, I would not be happy about my wife being so interested in another guys dick obviously, whether medically or not.

funny story

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let her do it but dont say nething about it. if they do catch you its not a big deal what u were doing its not like anyone was cheating or nething

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im with DLD, that is pretty hot! "She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!" I thought you were going somewhere else for a second there ..

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First part of that really brought tears to my eyes
it was a big turn on and of course i would love to have let her have it, i just couldnt do it. maybe next time

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Laughed so hard through that one...

For a sec I thought I was reading the Hustler Penis Enlargement Forum.

Curious to see how this one turns out.

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do your wife know you pe? how do you think you and your neighbor relationship is going to be now....if it was me i probably would have handled it the same way you did...but i wouldn't allow her to check you out...if anyone is going to be "checking your progress" let it be your lady....that situation could get dangerous...good luck
this whole thread is cracking me up. DLD getting hard! I really laughed aloud on that one!

Let us know how this situation goes man. I couldn't imagine! Jelqing, eyes closed, then open up and oh! Whoops!
Like Twins172 said, this could get dangerous. Let's say she remains professional about it, and observes and charts your progress, and realizes that Penis Enlargement is for real. This is where it gets ugly. When she breaks the news to her husband that he could get a bigger dick, and she explains how. Then he wants to know how the hell she knows all about this. Pray to God she doesn't spill the beans about your "lab exercises and studies". I doubt that's gonna go over very well -
eep! I don't know what I'd do if someone caught me! That would be.. so awkward. Especially in your situation.. I wouldn't want a woman other than my wife touching me there. Well, hope things work out for you and it doesn't get too close.

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She reached down and grabbed it after an aggressive jelqing routine? Dude, she would have got it whether I wanted to or not! Probably right in the eye!
Even if nothing happens, it's good fantasy fodder.
Id be hangin from a tree right about now. I couldnt imagine gettin caught, even if its a cutie neighbor chick.

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maybe.... shes a shemale and has a penis too...?
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any follow up to "the nurse next door" story? ?
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Don't fuck neighbor's wife
It's a horrible sin

Wife came home drunk at 2am with carload of guys
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My wife (38f) and I (40m) have been married 15 years and been together since our teens. She is normally a bit conservative a has only been with me. I bust my ass and make good money, nice, house, nice cars and we have two great kids (12&14).
She works part time jobs for extra income and to get out of the house. In the beginning of June she started working a few days a week at a new company and became close friends with a woman there named Misty. She constantly talks about her and texts back and forth every night, but I hadn't met her yet.
Last Saturday night my wife wanted to go have a food and drinks with Misty at a local gastropub. I was totally cool with her going and she said she would be home by midnight. Her car was in the shop getting some minor paint work repaired so she drove my truck.
At 12:45am she still hadn't come home, so I sent her a text. She never replied to my text, so I stayed up watching TV till she arrived. At 2am I hear a car pull into the driveway and looked out and I could see her and the female driver exit the car. I could see that there were three other people still in the car.
I could tell that my wife could barely walk as the two of the approached the front door. I was concerned, but I figured that her friend being nice enough to make sure that she made it into the house safely. When I opened the door, her friend says " Hi, i'm Misty your wife best friend". I look at my wife and she is completely trashed, barely knows where shes at.
Then her friend says "we are here to get your ROKU (streaming device for Netflix)". I said "yeah, I think we are gonna call it a night". Then Misty says "we are going back to my place to watch Stranger Things. I said"not tonight". Meanwhile, my wife is totally out of it, I have never seen her this way.
Misty grabs my wifes hand and says "we don't need your permission" and starts leading her back to the car. I walk after them and see that there are actually three guys sitting in the car, two in the back and one up front. as I approach them I grab my wife hand and tell Misty to "Go the Fuck Home".
My wife at this point has enough sense to walk back over to me and then one of the guys in the car starts running his mouth. This asshole has the audacity to says "you don't own her". Hes talking about my Fucking WIFE, the mother of my two children. Then hes says "do you want me to kick his ass?"
At this point I lose my shit and reach in the car and grabbed him by his neck. I could see the fear in his eyes and the other two seemed like they wanted nothing to do with this. By, now my wife is walking back in the house and her friend Misty is calling me a violent controlling abuser.
I tell them all to get the fuck off of my property and I go inside to find my wife puking in the shower. I put her to bed and waited for Sunday morning to talk. When she woke up, I asked where is my truck and who the fuck were those guys? She says "what guys", I say the fucking guys who brought you home to get the ROKU so you guys could Netflix and Chill at Mistys' house."
Shes like "they came here?" I said "OH YES". She claims that her and Misty were having a couple drinks after eating and these guys kept coming over to "talk with Misty". She remembers having a few drinks with them but claims to not even remember getting in the car.
I asked her if she did anything that I should know about and she swears up and down that she would never. I told her that this was complete BULLSHIT and that this shit will never happen again. Then I told her the entire story about her friend coming to get the ROKU and she thought that I was joking.
I showed her the actual ring doorbell recording. She was in complete shock at herself and couldn't believe the shit her friend was saying. I told her that she could drop the friend or move the fuck out. She chose to drop the friend and even agreed to quit the job.
Then Misty started blowing up her phone and my wife blocked her. Later on Sunday a police car showed up and I thought for sure I was getting arrested for choking that asshole, but Misty had called in to have a wellness check on my wife because she thought she was in danger. Today that bitch Misty called me at my job and said "I know shit about you".
I told her to fuck off and that I would get a restraining order if she ever contacted us again. I asked my wife WTF she was talking about and she acted like she had no idea. Now i'm not 100% sure that my wife is as innocent as I thought. Not sure what to do next.
If your wife is telling the truth, which I believe she is. You said she’s conservative, which to me translates as: lightweight. She was under the influence. I don’t think she cheated on you though but that’s just me
I kinda got that vibe too. Also, studies of drink spiking have shown the most common drink spiking agent is more alcohol. Buying people doubles when they want singles, adding vodka to beer, that sort of thing. Also just peer pressure to drink more than someone is capable of.
If they had roofied her I don't think they would have driven back to the marital home, they would have just gone someplace private.
Either way, that crowd seem sketchy as fuck, and someone in the group definitely had plans for the drunk girl. Probably the one who got all agro. And Misty sounds like someone who loves drama and saw the whole corrupting the conservative chick thing as a fun hobby.
Also just peer pressure to drink more than someone is capable of.
Probably this specifically rather than the other ways of spiking with more alcohol. Getting someone another round when they didn't ask for it, "let's all do shots!" etc.
That crowd was definitely sketchy as fuck and that guy did not get all aggro for no reason. Misty sounds awful. Why would you want to keep your shitfaced friend around a group of sketchy guys she doesn't know? Nevermind the fact she doesn't usually drink, nevermind the fact that she's married. Why would you put a friend in danger like that? They're not drunk 15-year-olds. Adults should know better.
I also wonder if Misty tried to coax information out of the wife when she was drunk that was blown out of proportion by Misty, or just plain misconstrued.
Misty: You're so much fun when you're drunk! Why do we never do this?
Wife: Oh husband and I aren't big drinkers. This is rare for me.
Misty: You're husband doesn't let you go out with your friends? He's so controlling!
Seriously if a friend is on that level of drunk, drugged or not, you get them home (or to a safe place) and make sure they have water and support.
One of the worst things a friend has ever done to me was leave a party without telling me (I had asked him to let me know when the group was walking home so I could go with them) purposefully to leave me alone with the dude who had been hitting on me all night, because my friends all thought I should hook up with him. I was pretty high, but I had repeatedly told my friends that I was not going to do that as I had a boyfriend. Ended up walking home by myself at like 4 am but I was pissed the next day.
Long story short, good friends don’t leave you in questionable environments when you’re intoxicated. They get you the fuck home.
Seriously if a friend is on that level. . .
I mean, it sounds like she hasn't know her for long and this bitch said
uhhh. . . yeah, sure you are. . .two months doesn't make you a best friend. . .
I mean Misty is clearly not a good friend. That was my point.
JFC, they knew you had a bf and still tried to hook you up with that guy?
Yeah I was pretty mad. My boyfriend and I were long distance, but monogamous.
I realized the friend trying to set that up was toxic as hell. He’s gay, and was sort into the guy he wanted to me to sleep with, and basically wanted me to do on his behalf??? It was weird. And definitely inappropriate.
The other friend I was with was too drunk to know what was going on so I don’t blame her. I’m just glad I wasn’t too high to walk myself home.
I shouldn’t judge people I don’t know but those sound like some shitty friends
Me and my mates had a hard rule of “never leave someone alone at a party” if there was 5 of us walking in, and 3 left, the last two would leave together, no matter what.
Being fucked up drunk/on drugs alone is not good
That should be the norm. In college I remember this lesson vividly because as a freshman we had an incident where a guy was left by his buddies, drunk, at a frat party and tried to walk back to his dorm in the middle of winter. He walked into a field of deep snow, passed out, and ended up paraplegic for life. 1 mile from town/campus.
I’m in my 30’s now and making sure everyone gets home safe, even though we’re all “old boring” fogies, is still a paramount priority for me. Take keys, call Uber’s, get water always , whatever you need to do, if it’s your friends group. If you don’t have friends who would do the same, they aren’t your friends.
Yeh it was just a no question rule with us. No matter what, no matter how fucked up the night got, there was always 2 minimum. We’d be out until well past daylight more than I want to admit, but always go home with a buddy.
Also, Misty bringing a trio of sketchy guys to a house willing to fight a man/husband that is caring for two adolescents. That shit really erks me.
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