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Wife Hypnotizes Husband
Wife Asks Her Husband To Visit Hypnotist – What Happens Next Is Hilarious
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By Uplifting Today / September 19, 2018
A hilarious joke about marriage and hypnotism is going viral this week, and it will definitely make you laugh!
A wife came home one day and told her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
The husband was incredulous by this news, and he asked, “No more headaches? What happened?”
“Carla referred me to a hypnotist,” the wife responded. “He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It worked! The headaches are all gone.”
“You know, you haven’t exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years,” the wife continued. “Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”
The husband agreed, and went to see the hypnotist a few days later. After his appointment, he got home and immediately ripped his clothes off, picks up his wife, and carries her to their bedroom. After placing her on their bed, he said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He went into the bathroom for a few minutes, and when he came back, he made passionate love to his wife like he never had before.
“Wow! That was wonderful!” the wife said afterwards.
“Don’t move! I will be right back!” the husband said as he went back to the bathroom. When he returned, round two was even better than the first one! It was so good that the wife’s head was spinning afterwards.
“Don’t move, I’ll be right back!” the husband said, running into the bathroom again. This time, his wife followed him and came upon him looking in the mirror and saying, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife.”
The husband’s funeral service will be on Sunday.
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Is there any way I could hypnotize my husband without him knowing, such as play an audio tape next to him while he’s askeep?
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I believe my husband is being hypnotised by his ex-wife. I know this sounds crazy, but I'm 99.9% sure this is happening. How can I know without a doubt, and how can I reverse what she has done?
I think my husband is hypnotizing me. How do I protect myself?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone without their knowledge and control them for their entire life?
Can one be hypnotized when sleeping and believe what is being said to them is the truth?
How can I hypnotize my wife without her knowing she is being hypnotized?
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I believe my husband is being hypnotised by his ex-wife. I know this sounds crazy, but I'm 99.9% sure this is happening. How can I know without a doubt, and how can I reverse what she has done?
I think my husband is hypnotizing me. How do I protect myself?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone without their knowledge and control them for their entire life?
Can one be hypnotized when sleeping and believe what is being said to them is the truth?
How can I hypnotize my wife without her knowing she is being hypnotized?
Is it possible to hypnotize sleeping person?
Can a woman with great hypnosis skills purposely and secretly hypnotize a man to fall madly in love with her?
How do I hypnotize my boyfriend for the first time?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone during sex?
Does talking to people while they sleep do something similar to hypnosis?
How do I stop my partner from using hypnotic suggestions on me?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone against his or her will?
How can you hypnotize your girlfriend?
Is it possible for someone to hypnotize me to act and walk like a woman?
My girlfriend hypnotized me and now has pictures of me in her clothes, makeup, etc. What should I do?
I believe my husband is being hypnotised by his ex-wife. I know this sounds crazy, but I'm 99.9% sure this is happening. How can I know without a doubt, and how can I reverse what she has done?
I think my husband is hypnotizing me. How do I protect myself?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone without their knowledge and control them for their entire life?
Can one be hypnotized when sleeping and believe what is being said to them is the truth?
How can I hypnotize my wife without her knowing she is being hypnotized?
Is it possible to hypnotize sleeping person?
Can a woman with great hypnosis skills purposely and secretly hypnotize a man to fall madly in love with her?
How do I hypnotize my boyfriend for the first time?
Is it possible to hypnotize someone during sex?
Does talking to people while they sleep do something similar to hypnosis?
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Asleep is unconscious. That is ….. they have no conscious or sub conscious awareness.
So anything said does not register in the mind.
However…. We enter a trance like condition just before we wake up where we are conscious of sounds and movement etc but still asleep.anything said repeatedly at this stage…just before waking consciousnesd … can be embedded in the sub conscious mind by repetition. Since the conscious mind follows sub conscious mood…feelings or emotions, he could react to your suggestion on waking.
However it is unlikely he would not discover your peculiar behaviour as he wakes up to
Asleep is unconscious. That is ….. they have no conscious or sub conscious awareness.
So anything said does not register in the mind.
However…. We enter a trance like condition just before we wake up where we are conscious of sounds and movement etc but still asleep.anything said repeatedly at this stage…just before waking consciousnesd … can be embedded in the sub conscious mind by repetition. Since the conscious mind follows sub conscious mood…feelings or emotions, he could react to your suggestion on waking.
However it is unlikely he would not discover your peculiar behaviour as he wakes up to find you talking to him or playing a hypnotic tape recording etc.
Better to learn conversational hypnosis where language and tonal emphasis are used to embed subliminal messages in the sub conscious mind in the normal waking staye that will later be acted on when triggered.
If you want more spectacular results learn instant hypnosis. Using these techniques you can hypnotise someone in 2 seconds using a hand shake greeting or in 6 seconds using other instant techniques. By deepening their trance level you can get them to follow any suggestion no matter how implausible or silly. Also by embedding a trigger such as a shoulder touch or snap of the fingers…you can get them instantly back into trance to further controll their behaviour by suggestion. He vould stop smokkng in 1 day if you were to be present for hypnotic re inforcement.
People get robbed on the streets by hypnotists. Even persuaded to go to a cash point and draw out their money and hand it over whilst feeling good about doing so.
Hypnosis is a powerful tool and can be beneficial if out to good use.
I disagree with all who keep insisting that hypnosis is impossible without the volition or cooperation of the subject being hypnotized. My own victimization has gone on for six years, and while the police might not have any interest in the administration of justice where my situation is concerned, a Superior Court Judge as well as an Administrative Law Judge have both validated my victimization in large verdicts. I don’t remember ever being hypnotized, inviting it into my life, or any point in my life where I agreed to it, and had I not captured it on tape as it happened, I would never in a mi
I disagree with all who keep insisting that hypnosis is impossible without the volition or cooperation of the subject being hypnotized. My own victimization has gone on for six years, and while the police might not have any interest in the administration of justice where my situation is concerned, a Superior Court Judge as well as an Administrative Law Judge have both validated my victimization in large verdicts. I don’t remember ever being hypnotized, inviting it into my life, or any point in my life where I agreed to it, and had I not captured it on tape as it happened, I would never in a million years known that it even took place. I was sexually assaulted, tortured, robbed, and have suffered losses that cannot be quantified. It never stops being so shocking to me when I hear “experts” stating that hypnosis has nothing to do with mind control. That notion is ridiculous. They might have a P.h.D., but they haven’t been on the receiving side of covert, unethical hypnosis as a form of mind control. I have, and that gives me the credential to weigh in on this topic. I have already proven I’ve been under hypnosis, even caught it on tape, and I have no memory of ever being hypnotized, and I certainly wouldn’t just agree to be victimized or to be stripped of my own volition in order to advance the criminal appetites of predators. I wouldn’t willingly go along with any it, or be in cahoots with the likes of those who have taken advantage of me in unspeakable ways. To those who might think it’s nonsense, I respond with factual, documented proof. Dr. Helen Lacter might shed some light on the author who asked this question, and perhaps her research isn’t inclusive to hypnosis, it is just more information about the role hypnosis might play in mind control. Also, if you aren’t aware of this case yet, there is an attorney, or was, who is now sitting in prison because one of his clients noticed her blouse or bra not fitting correctly upon leaving a meeting with him. At first police were skeptical, but after she went back for another meeting wearing a wire, it was proven that this man was using hypnosis for some type of sexual assault on this woman, and others who were clients of his and later came forward. As a rape survivor myself which was carried out with hypnosis as well, I assure you that the woman who was vigilant in justice and the exposing this person DID NOT PARTICIPATE in being hypnotized. Everyone has so many opinions about this topic, but victims opinions and factual, proven accounts never seem to sway the side who simply refused to believe in covert hypnosis used for mind control or sexual assault. Those people need to open their eyes. As stated in one of the answers on this subject, hypnosis is used for “de-programming” to eliminate bad habits, etc…why then, can’t the author of that answer believe that it can also be used to “program” those same individuals as victims? There is a big gray area here that is not only prevalent, but this is a crime that is not only being committed every day, but the lack of information, research, and “experts” in the field who stick to their guns when insisting that hypnosis is only possible if xyz reason and dismissing the real experts, who are victims of it, are providing continued impunity to criminals.
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