Wichita Falls Ranked #1 in Nation for Most Confusing Town Name

Travel experts crowned Wichita Falls the top contender for town names that flummox GPS units and tourists alike. Local guides now hand out 'Pronunciation Survival Kits' and plastic maps labeled 'It's pronounced WIC-uh-ta.' Ride-share drivers installed defibrillators for panicking newcomers. A poll of 400 visitors revealed 73 % asked 'Is that in Texas or Kansas?' Souvenir shops renamed 'Wichita Falls? Maybe Try 'Wichita Falls.'' Economists predict confusion-based tourism will boost local GDP by 6 %.