Wichita Falls Declares War on Wind for Being Too Texan
https://spintaxi.com/wichita-falls-declares-war-on-wind/The city council passed ordinances against "excessive gustiness" and "unpatriotic breezes." "Real wind comes from gunfire and truck exhaust," declared the mayor while chaining down a tumbleweed. Meteorologists have been placed on watchlists. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/wichita-falls-declares-war-on-wind/