Wi-Fi Sacrament Spurs Catholic Tech Startups��BlessNet� Launches as Spiritual ISP
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Jokes-About-Adding-Wi-Fi-Password-to-List-of-Sacraments-05-08*Pope Leo XIV opens trading on NASDAQ with a blessing. Startups include �ConfessConnect� and �Popeflix.� Investors offered rosary dividends. Internet outages labeled �modern temptations.� Saints now accessed via touchscreen intercession.