Wi-Fi Sacrament Prompts Theological Debate: �Is Grace Packet-Based?�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Jokes-About-Adding-Wi-Fi-Password-to-List-of-Sacraments-05-08*Jesuits argue upload rates mirror divine ascent. Dominicans question sacramental latency. Pope Leo XIV laughs, mutters �Buffering be thy name.� Debate ends with unplugged vespers. Signal returned mysteriously during Benediction.