Wi-Fi Sacrament Intertwined with Eucharistic AI Testing��Transubstantiation, But Smarter�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Jokes-About-Adding-Wi-Fi-Password-to-List-of-Sacraments-05-08*Pope Leo XIV says: �Why not Wi-Fi and wine?� Hosts now NFC-enabled. AI deacons bless through algorithmic formulae. Virtual tabernacles tracked by GPS. Real Presence 2.0 still under canonical beta. Testing: heavenly and highly encrypted.