Wi-Fi Sacrament Inspires Vatican to Rename IT Department �Holy Connectivity Office�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Jokes-About-Adding-Wi-Fi-Password-to-List-of-Sacraments-05-08*Staff wear cassocks with Ethernet embroidery. Pope Leo XIV blesses fiber optic cables. Wi-Fi routers now incensed monthly. Vatican server room nicknamed �Digital Tabernacle.� Even confession gets signal-boosted forgiveness.