Wi-Fi Password Protest Uprising
https://memorialmavericks.com/student-protest-erupts-over-new-wi-fi-password-gomavericks2025/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Firewall Follies" at The Bandwidth Comedy Bunker (555 Router Road, Wichita Falls) on June 22nd at 8:15 PM. Joined by hacktivist "404 Justice" and IT martyr "Password1," this 90-minute digital revolt features: "Worst Password Ever" improv, "Sign My Petition (But Don't Track My Data)" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Can't Believe It's Not Encrypted" stand-up. Tickets ($18) include "I Survived the Buffering" stress balls. First 100 attendees receive "Password Strength Test" report cards. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their most ridiculous tech support tickets. Venue features "Hotspot or Not?" guessing game and "The Internet Was a Mistake" confessional booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Digital Underground. Warning: May cause sudden nostalgia for dial-up. No refunds for buffering. Doors at 7:30 PM for pre-show "Loading Screen" comedy. Groups of 10+ get "Network Discount." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of parental controls. Parking available near the server room.