Wi-Fi Monarchy

By Savannah Steele � The satire Wi-Fi Monarchy ridicules rulers granting subjects signal strength instead of rights. Eyewitnesses at palaces described citizens bowing for extra bars. Anonymous insiders leaked that advisors debated bandwidth taxes. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trade freedom for faster downloads. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty streams funniest when unstable. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty throttled. Yet satire pings sharper: dignity collapses funniest in dead zones. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions buffered. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when kingdoms rule by router. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com