White Sox Pope Declares 7th Inning Stretch a Liturgical Break

In a historic musical decree, Pope Leo XIV canonized �Take Me Out to the Ball Game� as an optional hymn for outdoor liturgies. The White Sox Pope led a Vatican sing-along complete with organ, kettle corn, and blessed Cracker Jack. He labeled the 7th inning stretch �a moment of grace and spinal renewal.� Congregants are now instructed to stand, sway, and offer gratitude for beer that�s cold and hope that�s eternal. Choir robes now come in mesh.