White Man With Big Dicks

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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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Average flaccid penis length is 3-4 inches; Jonah's is 8 inches
Has people stop him in the street and has received offers from porn industry
Was stopped at security for fear he was carrying a bomb in his pants
Published: 16:31 BST, 6 September 2012 | Updated: 16:38 BST, 6 September 2012
Jonah Falcon is something of a celebrity in his home city of New York for one very big reason: he is the owner of the world's largest penis.
Measuring eight inches when flaccid and an impressive 13.5 inches when erect, the 41-year-old's XL asset hit the headlines recently when the huge bulge in his trousers caused a security alert at San Francisco airport.
Today the well-endowed American told This Morning that the experience was nothing new for him and that he doesn't see his over-sized appendage as anything special anymore.
Proud owner: 41-year-old Jonah Falcon is the proud owner of the world's largest penis, measuring in at 13.5 inches
He said: 'I was amused. What was the worst that was going to happen? Would I have to pull it out for them?
'I have been doing that all my life. It was more annoying that I had a two hour delay.'
Jonah, who is 5ft 9 and has size ten feet, realised from a young age that he was different from the other boys.
The average length of a flaccid male organ measures in at 3-4 inches; Jonah's is double that at a staggering 8 inches in length.
How big? Holly and Phillip struggle to get their heads around the size of Jonah's penis on the show
Depending on temperature, his penis can grow up to 13.5 inches when erect, something that has often taken his friends by surprise.
He said: 'I went to a mostly Jewish school, and I was the only one who was uncircumsised so I always thought that was what my classmates were fascinated by.'
Attention seeker: Jonah enjoys wearing tight cycling shorts to draw attention to his golden package
It wasn't under the age of nineteen that Jonah began putting his proud parts to the test.
'I was pretty promiscuous. I am an actor and an only child so very much a show-off.
'At baseball camp, people made a big deal out of it so then I just went hog wild,' he said.
Up until the age of 25, Jonah was ruled by his surprisingly large penis, sleeping with lots of men and women: 'I was trying to boost my own self-esteem and when I learnt that then I crashed and got burnt out, gaining weight I stopped caring.'
When it comes to relationships, Jonah, who has been single since 1996, finds that the women who stick around the longest are the older, more experienced one's.
'They have been on that road before, they have evolved beyond sex and are looking for something beyond that.' he said.
And as for his sex life, he insists there are no complications.
'I am a performer, when the other person gets excited and enjoys then I am happy.
'I do have to be turned on, patience is the key, don't expect me to get up immediately,' he said.
And his hidden 'talent' has sparked worldwide curiosity: celebrities often call to ask him about it and Jonah has received lots of offers to join the porn industry which he continues to decline: 'I can't perform in public, I wear tight jeans but I won't do anything in front of other people.'
Above average: The average flaccid penis is 3-4 inches, and Jonah's measures in at a staggering 8 inches
He often has people stopping him in the street, but admits that's because he enjoys wrapping his penis around his leg and wearing tight cycling shorts to make it all the more prominent.
And whilst Jonah has received a lot of attention, he is worried that it may actually have a negative effect.
'I worry that it might cost me work. As an actor, do you think I'd ever work for Disney?
'I do these shows because I enjoy talking and I fancy myself as very intelligent but in back of my head I think what am I doing this for?
'There's a very fine line between exploitation and prostitution and I concern myself with that; I think I have been on the right side.'
Perplexed: Holly looks baffled as Jonah attempts to demonstrate how big his penis is with his forearm
But former lothario Jonah isn't worried about finding long lasting love.
'Having things come easy has made me lazy. I have just started putting effort in.
'I am moving forward and may be older, but it's better late than never, I feel like a teenager that is suddenly becoming adult.'
And asked would he change anything about himself and his headline grabbing trouser department he insists absolutely not.
'This is me. When I look down on myself I don't see anything special but I still enjoy having something special, everyone does.'
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