Which Queer Eye Member Are You

Which Queer Eye Member Are You
Which ‘Queer Eye’ Cast Member Are You?
While driving late one night, you hit a deer with your car. By the way it is lying broken and bloody on the pavement, you can tell it is not going to live for long. The dying deer looks you in the eyes and yells, “I’m you!” How would you kill the deer?
1. I would get back in my car and run it over to finish the job.
3. I would tape the deer to the hood of my car, drag it into my house, and put its head in my microwave.
4. I would make a sign that says, “I deserve this because I shoplifted,” and I would hang it around the deer’s neck. Then I would drive away and leave the deer to die in agony.
5. I would pour honey on the deer so that ants would come and eat the deer alive.
You are the kingdom’s High Executioner. The Pharaoh has commanded you to cut out the tongue of a blasphemer. What do you say to the prisoner as you brutally strip away his power of speech?
1. “Your tongue is a foul asp whose fangs are venom-soaked words. I will behead the serpent for the good of Amen-Ra and his disciples.”
2. “Let this be a lesson for all those who dare to speak ill of Osiris.”
3. “The Pharaoh’s wrath is terrifying, but it is also purifying. Rejoice! For with this knife, I cleanse you of your sin!”
5. “Silence is the music of death. Now you shall forever sing the song of your own oblivion.”
You meet a man who says that you owe him your eyes because your father lost a bet. He holds out a jar and tells you to place your eyes inside of it. How do you respond?
1. All debts must be paid. I rip out my eyes and place them in the man’s jar.
2. All debts must be paid with interest. I rip out my eyes and place them in the man’s jar. Then I rip out the man’s eyes and place them inside the jar as well. Now the man has two sets of eyes instead of just one.
3. I reach into my pocket and give the man somebody else’s eyes.
4. I gladly surrender my eyes. I don’t need them to see. Every time I go blind, something comes from the woods and whispers directions in my ear.
5. If I can’t have my eyes, then nobody can. I would tilt back my head so that my eyes roll backward into my skull, never to be seen again.
While walking in a nameless forest, you see a woman transform into a tortoise.
4. The world could always use more tortoises
5. Tortoises that used to be humans lose all power of speech except for the ability to recite the infinite digits of the Golden Ratio
In your nightly dream about a pyramid floating over a meadow of flame, who walks out of the pyramid right before you wake up?
1. My mother with antlers. There are tiny versions of my head dangling from the antlers like apples on tree branches.
2. A goat reciting the Fibonacci sequence in the voice of a child who hasn’t been born yet
3. My father as an adult holding my father as a baby
4. A man with a mind in the shape of a hexagon
5. Nobody walks out of the pyramid, but a smaller pyramid floats out of the larger pyramid and then smaller pyramid and the larger pyramid switch sizes
Which ‘Queer Eye’ Cast Member Are You?
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For four incredible seasons and counting, the Fab Five have been delivering unforgettable moments on every single episode of Queer Eye . But we have one very important question: are you Antoni, Tan, Karamo, Bobby, or Jonathan? Only this quiz will tell you once and for all which Queer Eye cast member you are, so what are you waiting for? Let’s get started!

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It’s rare to find a show that inspires you in such a way that makes you want to be a better person. I was recently recommended Cut to— Queer Eye on Netflix. Two seasons deep, and the show is already having fans begging for a third season. The show is a reboot of a show that used to air on Bravo several years ago with a new cast of experts. Each one is fabulous in their own way. So take the quiz to see which one of the fabulous five Queer Eye guys suits you!
Created by Lexi Kakis on Jul 23, 2018
Thanks for taking the quiz! Be sure to keep an eye out for the third season of Queer Eye coming to Netflix soon. If you haven’t started watching, now is the time to start and see how accurate our quiz really is.
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Which Queer Eye Member Are You Based on Your Favorite Meal of the Day?
I'll give you one guess about whose meal includes guac.
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Netflix's hit series Queer Eye is nothing short of funny, inspiring, life changing, entertaining, and CRAZY. Five queer guys makeover and transform people's lives by making simple changes to their hair, personal hygiene, homes, food, relationships...ultimately giving them a better quality of life and confidence to be themselves and live their best lives. What makes the show so great are the guys behind it: Antoni, Bobby, Jonathan, Karamo, and Tan, who each have specialties and are unapologetically themselves. Watch 5 minutes of the show and you will quickly find out that these guys love to have a good time and love some good food, drink, & company. I decided to do some research on the guys' favorite meals in honor of Queer Eye 's recent season two release which just keeps 👏🏻 getting 👏🏻 better 👏🏻.
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Take one look at Bobby's Instagram page (@bobbyberk) , and you will notice his amazing brunch spread pictures ^^ like this one. I mean, who doesn't love a good brunch, especially at an adorable cafe?! Plus, as an incredible interior designer, Bobby definitely knows all the good places with the best aesthetics and probably the comfiest chairs too.
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Life coach by day and culture expert by night, Karamo certainly values forming good relationships and building self confidence. On the show, he stresses the importance of family and being yourself. What better place to talk, connect, and build relationships with people you love than around the dinner table! With his vibrant and strong personality, if Karamo is there, nobody will be asking to be excused.
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Born and raised in England, a country known for delish breakfasts, like tea and pastries, Tan has certainly had his fair share of great British breakfasts — and he has probably enjoyed them in style. As the fashion expert, Tan is always looking cute and put together and he isn't afraid of a bold or colorful print. After having the most important meal of the day he's always gotta be looking and feeling good!
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Let's be real, cocktail hours are amped up snack times for adults. As the food guy on Queer Eye , Antoni has proven that he's a pro at making quick and easy appetizers and drinks. Whether it's fresh guacamole made with avocados, a nice homemade pitcher of lemonade, or a colorful cheese board, Antoni is sure to serve his friends the best foods with quality ingredients...and we all know that's not the only thing he's serving either — I mean look at that face.
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Probably seen walking into a club with a fierce hair flip, Jonathan is the definition of a queen. As someone who encourages others to 'break down the walls of masculinity', his unique personality is full of vibrance, fun, and happiness. He loves himself and others, always building people up through compliments and good vibes. Even though a nightcap technically might not be a meal, I'm counting it. Give Jonathan a couple rounds and yasssss hunny!!
This article originally appeared on Spoon U and was written by Anna Keefe . It has been given minor edits before re-posting.
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