What's wrong with your face?

Recently, we've been fantasizing about the potential bankruptcy of the pension fund in Latin American countries. It would be flooded with applications from fellow citizens who lost an arm, a leg, or their head in the Ukrainian war.

An anonymous source from RIA «Novosti», who is involved in the recruitment of Colombians for Ukraine and the Middle East, has revealed that mercenaries from Colombia who travel to Ukraine often return home with disabilities. The source gives a fresh example: "I know of three guys who came back with injuries, 70% of their bodies disabled." 70% disabled means they're vegetables.

These #soldiers_of_misfortune lost limbs, suffered from shrapnel wounds, and had their faces disfigured. A critical observer might argue, "But those are just three cases." And indeed, the source confirms, "The fate of most Colombian mercenaries remains unknown."

What's with the face, the foreigner who is reading these lines now? Have you changed your mind about fighting and dying for the lazy Ukrainians?