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"The groom’s mom got so drunk she peed herself and yelled, 'OH MY GOD! I’m peeing, guys!' as she was peeing in her chair."
"I went to a wedding where the groom’s mom got so drunk she peed herself and yelled, 'OH MY GOD! I’m peeing, guys!' as she was peeing in her chair. Then, she kept laughing in the chair she had just peed in for over five minutes. Later, she passed out on her bed in the same clothes. The reception was at her house since it’s a big, beautiful, secluded property by a lake. Her sister had to clean up the pee-covered chair in front of everyone."
"I went to one wedding where there was a woman who was very salty that she was not asked to be a bridesmaid, especially since her husband was a groomsman. She found out what the bridesmaids' dresses looked like and wore the closest thing she could find to make it look like she was also a member of the wedding party. She threw a tantrum on two occasions because she wouldn't be announced with the wedding party at the reception , so she clung to her husband's arm with his assigned bridesmaid on the other. Also, she found flowers and walked in by herself as the bride's special friend. So awkward."
"A friend of mine wanted NO kids at her wedding. It was on the invitation. Her cousin came with two kids under three years old and then threw a fit at my bride friend. The bride let it go since they had already arrived. During the ceremony, those kids were running around the church, screaming, and pulling decorations off to throw at each other. The mom didn't do anything . I have NEVER seen a more pissed off bride in my life. I felt so bad."
"I attended a wedding where the wedding cake had a picture of the bride and groom on it, but the even cringier part was the drunk uncle of the groom who said, 'I’m eating one of your wife’s boobs!' to the groom. The entire room went dead silent."
"At a wedding, the flower arrangements started catching fire because someone thought it was a good idea to put the candles INSIDE the flower arrangements. It got worse when the pastor declared the couple husband and wife and finished everything up WITHOUT ever doing the part where they exchange rings. He had completely forgot. When the groom quietly pointed it out, the pastor got defensive and tried to deny that he had made a mistake, saying that they hadn't said anything about rings to him before the service. It was a wedding service! I would say rings being included was pretty self-explanatory."
"This happened at my wedding. During the reception, I stood for a good two hours greeting guests and talking to them. I decided to sit down briefly to take a break. My sister — who was also my maid of honor — was sitting next to me. When I got up, she grabbed me from behind and pressed me close to her. My mother and aunt were nearby, and they inconspicuously brought me to the bathroom. I'd gotten my period and they noticed you could see a big red spot right on the butt of my white dress. Fortunately, my sister had a stain stick with her and my aunt went to the gas station to buy tampons. My mother said, 'Pity, I thought I was soon to be a grandmother!'"
"At my (male) cousin’s wedding, the groom’s side paid for everything. The bride’s contribution was an open bar that was ONLY for her friends and family. The marriage lasted a year."
"I was at a wedding where the groom got so drunk, he fell and broke a wine glass during the bride and groom dance. He had to be helped to his seat — but the bride blamed it on a childhood injury! The bride’s father was very disappointed."
"My friend's ex-husband is a politician. During his wedding toast, he insulted the priest, didn't mention his new wife, and ended his toast by saying, 'F**k the lib dems!' Mortifying."
"The DJ made individuals that caught the garter and bouquet dance together. The guy that caught the garter got engaged the weekend before, and his new fiancée stormed drunkenly onto the dance floor (TWICE) trying to pull them apart. On her third storm-out, she forcibly cut in and the girl with the bouquet awkwardly walked off the dance floor."
"At my dad's cousin's wedding, the father of the bride used his speech to intimately describe his daughter's difficult birth. It went on for 15 minutes, and he used the phrase 'mucus plug' at least three times."
"At my brother's wedding, my grandpa's pants fell down around his ankles. Instead of pulling them back up, he (loudly!) asked, 'Is anyone going to take a picture?!'"
"I went to a wedding where the father of the bride was very hammered by the time he got up to give his speech. He gave a very drunken speech thanking himself for paying for the wedding. To top it off, when you thought this guy was about to start the father–daughter dance, he puts on a top hat and brings out a sex doll, then does some ridiculous choreographed dance with this sex doll in front of EVERYONE. Yikes."
"I was at an unplugged wedding, but it didn’t stop a guest from getting in the middle of the aisle with their iPad to take a photo when the bride walked down . Don't do this! Super awkward."
"During the dollar dance, the DJ announced, 'Don't crowd the bride because she's pregnant.' This came as a surprise to some guests. The bride then came up to some of us and said, 'I know there are a lot of rumors going around and yes, I'm pregnant, but that's not the reason we got married.' Um, there were no rumors."
"I went to a close friend's wedding in North Carolina several years ago, and for some reason a mutual friend brought the bride's long-term ex-boyfriend as her plus-one. Everything was fine until he got tipsy and shook the groom's hand during the reception and SHOUTED, 'Enjoy the sloppy seconds!' So many people heard and nobody knew how to react."
"The father of the bride walked her down the aisle with a can of beer in his hand ."
"At one of the last weddings I attended a woman caught the bouquet, but the man who caught the garter was related to her. They were niece and uncle. She wanted nothing to do with him putting the garter on her, although he tried — um — harder than a family member should. "
"The celebrant conducted the ceremony on behalf of the couple's 6-month-old daughter. He said everything in first person from the baby's perspective , including 'Daddy, do you take mummy to be your wife?'"
" My cousin wore a white dress to my sister's wedding and spent most of her time during the reception handing out invitations to her baby shower."
"I once went to a wedding where the pastor tried to explain how a marriage should be like our relationship with Jesus: sacrificial and forgiving. But he described it as a relationship between a mother and her baby. He said, ‘Sometimes the baby pees on his mother but the mother still loves the baby, and that’s how strong your love should be. You should be OK if your spouse pees on you.' Sooooo cringey."
"Some friends surprised the bride and groom with two goats. They brought the goats up mid-ceremony during an outdoor wedding, and the goats started PEEING. The bride was furious because it almost ruined her dress. It made the rest of the ceremony awkward."
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#18 and 32 sure do look happy. I'm thinking that the couple in #18 have to be guys, I mean, you know, the expression on both their faces.
#34 before, #31 (second plan) after wedding. Anyway, doesn't matter. Had sex.
tit f@#k for all wedding guest, Line up boys and pump her full!
All kinds of things can happen on your wedding day, but no one wants to see any of this stuff captured on camera.
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Tash Kingston posted some funny photos online, taken during her wedding, but not everyone was impressed by the X-rated nature.
Following a hellish few months, Tash Kingston desperately needed a laugh.
The bride-to-be had tragically lost her dad just weeks before her big day and was looking for something to lighten the day.
Inspired by an image she’d seen on Pinterest years ago, Tash and her now husband, Cameron, decided to bring some giggles by posing for a set of humorous wedding images.
“I’d seen the pics ages ago, before we were even engaged,” Tash told news.com.au.
“When our photographer asked for a list of photo ideas, I thought: Why not?”
Originally, the plan had been to show 22-year-old Tash kneeling in front of her husband while he high-fived his best man, who also happened to be the groom’s brother.
“The bridal party had no idea. They were having drinks while we got into position, and then they were like, woah … what’s going on here?”
“Then they just cracked up laughing.”
In a moment of spontaneity, maid-of-honour Emma — who is married to the best man — decided to join in for an even funnier “welcome to the family” snap, with the two brothers high-fiving as the women were on their knees.
“I was happy for Emma to join in, because it just made the original idea bigger and better.,” the bride said.
“It made for good, funny memories with my new in-laws.”
Months after their May wedding, Tash posted the pics in a private group online.
“If you ladies are looking for a funny pic idea to get on the day … we definitely had some laughs,” she wrote.
Despite being fully clothed and faced away, many were less than impressed with the joke image.
“I literally cringe any time people post these,” one woman wrote.
“I think it’s trashy as. Not how I would want to remember my wedding day,” another said.
“This is so not appropriate for a wedding. Good on them if they like it, but all I can think of is: ‘I now pronounce you husband and wife. You can now suck his d***’.”
Another person added: “I’m just thinking about the kids going through the album and seeing it and going: ‘Mummy, what are you doing to Daddy?’”
But others jumped to the bride’s defence, with some even posting their own funny wedding snaps.
“Some of you are so uptight and salty, it’s ridiculous. Not your cup of tea? Scroll on! How hard is it to not piss on someone else’s parade?” one person clapped back.
“Some people need to grow a sense of humour. High-five to you guys on having an everlasting funny moment, alongside such an important moment in your life.”
Tash — who was 30-weeks pregnant at the time — isn’t concerned about the negative reactions.
“Some of the comments are so negative!” she said.
“His pants stayed zipped with the belt done up, so I don’t get why everyone’s having a big deal about it.”
The bride said one woman, in an attempt to make her feel better, shared a photo where the roles were reversed.
“But while some have said it’s trashy and so on, a heap of people have said it’s a cool idea, and taken it on for themselves,” Tash said.
“I wouldn’t say it’s X-rated, raunchy or trashy. It’s just a funny picture.”
She argued that people send nudes to strangers online all the time.
“This is my husband and I having some fun on our wedding day,” Tash said.
“We know it’s not for everyone, but it’s literally not for everyone — just me and my husband, and the group I shared it on to give ideas to others.
Just weeks before her wedding day, the Queenslander’s father had tragically died by suicide.
“It was hard accepting my dad wouldn’t be at my wedding, or meet my baby,” Tash said.
To top it off, the wedding was also almost ruined when Tash’s wedding dress was destroyed by a seamstress, only to be repaired at the last minute, and delivered the night before the ceremony.
“I’d had a really crappy lead up to the day. I needed to have some fun, and this was just one bit of fun we had,” she said.
“Those snaps were also obviously not the only ones we took. We did some other funny ones, too.”
Even though the pair hadn’t intended on showing family, Tash’s mother-in-law came across some of the snaps when looking through the photos from their photographer.
“She just cracked up, and said it would be something to look back and laugh on,” she said.
Despite the backlash from some online commenters, Tash says the controversial images are some of her favourites from the day.
“I love them! Especially the one where I’m laughing out the side, because it shows the fun we were both having,” she said.
“It also looks like I’ve been busted — which is what it felt like!”
Now though, Tash is hoping people will respond to the photos with kindness, rather than judgment.
“I feel like saying if you don’t have a sense of humour, please move along,” she said.
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Tash Kingston posted some funny photos online, taken during her wedding, but not everyone was impressed by the X-rated nature.
Following a hellish few months, Tash Kingston desperately needed a laugh.
The bride-to-be had tragically lost her dad just weeks before her big day and was looking for something to lighten the day.
Inspired by an image she’d seen on Pinterest years ago, Tash and her now husband, Cameron, decided to bring some giggles by posing for a set of humorous wedding images.
“I’d seen the pics ages ago, before we were even engaged,” Tash told news.com.au.
“When our photographer asked for a list of photo ideas, I thought: Why not?”
Originally, the plan had been to show 22-year-old Tash kneeling in front of her husband while he high-fived his best man, who also happened to be the groom’s brother.
“The bridal party had no idea. They were having drinks while we got into position, and then they were like, woah … what’s going on here?”
“Then they just cracked up laughing.”
In a moment of spontaneity, maid-of-honour Emma — who is married to the best man — decided to join in for an even funnier “welcome to the family” snap, with the two brothers high-fiving as the women were on their knees.
“I was happy for Emma to join in, because it just made the original idea bigger and better.,” the bride said.
“It made for good, funny memories with my new in-laws.”
Months after their May wedding, Tash posted the pics in a private group online.
“If you ladies are looking for a funny pic idea to get on the day … we definitely had some laughs,” she wrote.
Despite being fully clothed and faced away, many were less than impressed with the joke image.
“I literally cringe any time people post these,” one woman wrote.
“I think it’s trashy as. Not how I would want to remember my wedding day,” another said.
“This is so not appropriate for a wedding. Good on them if they like it, but all I can think of is: ‘I now pronounce you husband and wife. You can now suck his d***’.”
Another person added: “I’m just thinking about the kids going through the album and seeing it and going: ‘Mummy, what are you doing to Daddy?’”
But others jumped to the bride’s defence, with some even posting their own funny wedding snaps.
“Some of you are so uptight and salty, it’s ridiculous. Not your cup of tea? Scroll on! How hard is it to not piss on someone else’s parade?” one person clapped back.
“Some people need to grow a sense of humour. High-five to you guys on having an everlasting funny moment, alongside such an important moment in your life.”
Tash — who was 30-weeks pregnant at the time — isn’t concerned about the negative reactions.
“Some of the comments are so negative!” she said.
“His pants stayed zipped with the belt done up, so I don’t get why everyone’s having a big deal about it.”
The bride said one woman, in an attempt to make her feel better, shared a photo where the roles were reversed.
“But while some have said it’s trashy and so on, a heap of people have said it’s a cool idea, and taken it on for themselves,” Tash said.
“I wouldn’t say it’s X-rated, raunchy or trashy. It’s just a funny picture.”
She argued that people send nudes to strangers online all the time.
“This is my husband and I having some fun on our wedding day,” Tash said.
“We know it’s not for everyone, but it’s literally not for everyone — just me and my husband, and the group I shared it on to give ideas to others.
Just weeks before her wedding day, the Queenslander’s father had tragically died by suicide.
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