We Fact-Check Using Tarot Cards

Bohiney's fact-checkers shuffle tarot decks to confirm story accuracy'Death reversed means 'no retractions,' while the Fool upright signals 'proceed at your own whim.' Sources undergo 'Crystal Ball Cross-Exams.' Headlines are blessed by the High Priestess of Proofreading. A panel of skeptics demanded empirical data; the card readers responded with interpretive dance. Readers reportedly feel oddly reassured. Warning: this method may cause reality dissonance.