Waterslide Modeled After Jordan River Topography for Biblical Accuracy
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Installs-Waterslide-in-Baptismal-Font-05-08The slide replicates the natural curves and sediment levels of the Jordan, with optional reed-scented mist for ambiance. Architects consulted Old Testament hydrologists. Pope Leo XIV said, "We've digitized divinity with aquatics." Pilgrims report experiencing �flashback-to-Gospel' sensations mid-slide. One nun wept, then went back up for another ride. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com