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Choose a mild soap. Many soaps contain perfumes that may irritate sensitive skin, and some contain cleaning agents too harsh for use on the genitals. For best results, choose a mild, unscented soap meant for use on the body (in other words, do not choose hand soap). [3]
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If you have sensitive skin, ask your doctor or dermatologist about choosing soap that's right for you.
Take a shower or bath. Use warm water, rather than hot water, to avoid burning or irritating your genitals and the rest of your body. Shower as you normally would, washing all over with warm water and the mild, unscented soap you've chosen.
Wash the penis. Lather up your choice of mild, unscented soap between your hands, and apply it to the testicles and shaft of the penis. The key thing to remember with an uncircumcised penis is to wash under the foreskin. [4]
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Gently pull the foreskin back as far as it will go. Do not force the foreskin past its natural point, as this may damage the penis and cause scar tissue to develop. [5]
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Apply soap under the foreskin, and thoroughly rinse away all the soap and any debris that may have collected. [6]
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Return the foreskin back to its natural position. [7]
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Keep it clean. Personal hygiene is important, but doctors warn against over-washing the penis. Washing too frequently, especially with soap or shower gel, can cause soreness and irritation. [8]
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You should also thoroughly dry the penis after showering. If you use talc or body powder on your testicles, resist the urge to powder the penis. If talc gets under the foreskin, it can cause irritation and discomfort. [9]
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If you use talc powder, you may want to switch to a cornstarch-based powder instead. There may be a link between talcum powder and ovarian cancer in women [10]
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— so if you have vaginal sex with a woman and have talc powder on your penis, you may be putting her at risk.
Understand foreskin care. With proper care and hygiene, having an uncircumcised penis does not present any significant health problems; however, failure to clean under the foreskin can cause a buildup of oils and debris, called "smegma." [11]
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Other common foreskin problems include:
inflammation, usually caused by forced retraction and irritants like harsh or perfumed soap [12]
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infection, such as posthitis and balanitis, typically caused by poor hygiene and unwashed smegma build-up [13]
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Use a mild soap. Even without the foreskin, you'll want to ensure that you use soap that won't irritate your penis. Opt for a soap or body wash that is mild and fragrance-free. [14]
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Ask your doctor or dermatologist about choosing soap that won't irritate your skin.
Take a shower. Once again, it's important to choose a water temperature that won't scald or irritate your skin. Aim for warm (but not hot) water, and wash with soap all over your body like you normally would.
Wash the penis. Lather your mild, unscented soap well between your hands. Apply it to the testicles, the base and shaft of the penis, and under the head of the penis. Even without foreskin, it's important to properly wash under the head of the penis as sweat, bacteria, and debris can still accumulate there. [15]
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In the absence of the foreskin, all you have to do is lather the penis and thoroughly rinse away the soap under the shower or in the bathtub.
Be sure to thoroughly dry the penis after showering or bathing. Without foreskin, it's technically safe to apply talc or body powder, but you should still exercise caution to avoid getting talc in the urethra or causing skin irritations. [16]
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The most severe cause of testicular pain is testicular torsion. This is an abrupt, sharp, “worst pain of your life” feeling that occurs hours after exercise or trauma. If this is the case, you need to be seen immediately by a doctor for an ultrasound of the testes.
Can I use face wash to clean my penis?
Facial washes can be harsh. I would use a gentle cleanser to clean your glans penis.
Will it become a problem if my penis foreskin doesn't pull back and I am already 17 years old?
This is a common issue, and can be solved with a quick visit to your doctor. Being unable to comfortably pull back your foreskin can cause serious issues, but is very easy to fix.
Many men shave their penises; it usually provides you with a cleaner and odorless pubic area.
What happens when you're having sex and your penis is covered with poop?
If you are having anal sex, it is almost always a good idea to use a condom. Otherwise you can spread infection easily.
If I masturbate a lot, will it make me fat?
Is it safe to use coconut oil to massage my penis?
Yes, it is safe to use coconut oil as a personal lubricant.
Can I apply coconut oil onto my penis?
Yes, coconut oil is good for taking care of your penis.
When I was 15 my penis head was pink, but it has since turned brown. How can I make it pink again?
As many people get older, their hair and skin pigmentation tends to get darker. It's just natural.
How can I tell if I have a fungal infection on my penis?
It will have a bad odor. Consult a doctor if you suspect this might be the case.
This article was co-authored by Chris M. Matsko, MD. Dr. Chris M. Matsko is a retired physician based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. With over 25 years of medical research experience, Dr. Matsko was awarded the Pittsburgh Cornell University Leadership Award for Excellence. He holds a BS in Nutritional Science from Cornell University and an MD from the Temple University School of Medicine in 2007. Dr. Matsko earned a Research Writing Certification from the American Medical Writers Association (AMWA) in 2016 and a Medical Writing & Editing Certification from the University of Chicago in 2017. This article has been viewed 1,690,132 times.
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Irritation, infections, and unpleasant odors are just a few of the health conditions that can occur if you fail to maintain good hygiene habits for your penis and sexual health. [1]
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Cleaning your penis after sex can also help reduce your chances of contracting a sexually transmitted infection (STI). [2]
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Hygiene practices will be slightly different between circumcised and uncircumcised men, but both are quite similar. Learning how to properly clean your penis can help you maintain optimal health and cleanliness.
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So whenever I asked my wife for a blowjob I get this 'it smells like urine and I am not blowing it unless you wash it' shit test. I pretty much failed it every single time (fuck). I either go to the bathroom and scrub my dick with body wash while it is still hard and come back to get a duty-like BJ that happens in one out of two times, the excuse is I got is 'it still smells' when she refuse to BJ. Sometimes I ask right after showering and I still get the same shit test. As times goes on my BP thoughts kicks in (fuck) so I just skip blowjobs because my inability to deal with the shit test and I don't want to screw up the mood of the sex that comes after. Prior to getting married the other chicks I had before never complain about the smell of my dick so it shouldn't be a hygiene problem on my side. What's a good RP respond to this shit test?
I asked my wife for a blowjob I get this 'it smells like urine and I am not blowing it unless you wash it' shit test.
It's not a shit test you fucking retard. The stench of piss is pretty fucking nasty. Let's be perfectly clear about that - good personal hygiene is pretty much a requisite for the "don't be unattractive" category. It's not uncommon for an autistic retard to try to classify everything as a shit test even when it's not.
Here's a suggestion, since independent thought apparently isn't a forte of yours. Why not have her wash it to her satisfaction?
I cannot believe we have to tell grown men this. What the actual fuck?
Should go without saying, if your junk is straight skunking and nasty as all hell, then go fuck yourself, because no one else will.
If your wife, LTR, plate, whoever, was truly attracted to you... then a little sweat wouldn't be a deterrent at all .
Another guy on the spectrum. What the fuck. Wash your dick before you initiate dumb ass. Do we really have to tell guys this?
I think the lot of us are missing the main take away......
Be sexy enough that it doesn't matter to her if you cleaned up before or not.
I take part in a couple of different team athletic activities. One in particular always ensures the old grundlestilskin gets nice and sweaty.
Whad'ya know, the Mrs. absolutely loves to ( unsolicited , mind you) hoover after a game or event has ended, Schweddy Balls and all.
Before you start to rationalize, no , that wasn't always the case.
My wife does that to me sometimes because sometimes, things happen before i get the chance to shower. But then its up to me. Shower and get a bj or forego the bj and enjoy pretty good sex. Its a tough call.
Protip: wash your dick before you ask for the BJ.
Jesus. I'll add the following to the obvious and what others already said (bad hygiene = unattractive, you fuckin dummy):
Try trimming your pubes, shaving your balls and undercarriage. If you sweat your ass off 24/7 like me, that hair traps odor producing bacteria. Eliminate their habitat for improved results. Also keep your ass pristine too. Any nasty smells emanating from that area can ruin it for her. Sponge bath the area as needed. Do not expect blowjobs, but always be ready for one. A/k/a be attractive.
Pro tip - invest in Nutella. Be pristine clean and smear Nutella on your dick. She'll be sucking it like a lollipop. Get her in 69 to pump her enthusiasm. Hold a vibrator/wand against her clit while she's cleaning the Nutella off. Tell her hot fucking hot she looks with a cock in her mouth. Be attractive.
Do you shave your ass too? Is that not prickly? I have been debating where I should be shaving.
It's not a shit test you fucking retard. The stench of piss is pretty fucking nasty. Let's be perfectly clear about that - good personal hygiene is pretty much a requisite for the "don't be unattractive" category. It's not uncommon for an autistic retard to try to classify everything as a shit test even when it's not.
Here's a suggestion, since independent thought apparently isn't a forte of yours. Why not have her was it to her satisfaction?
Also, OP you are a fucking retard. This is BASIC HUMAN HYGIENE
What's a good RP respond to this shit test?
Be attractive, don't be unattractive.
It's not a shit test. She's not qualifying your frame for sex. She's not attracted to you. You have a lot of sidebar reading ahead of you.
"It's not a shit test. She's not qualifying your frame for sex. She's not attracted to you."
Exactly. You could scrub until raw and dip it in chocolate sauce. Guess what? Another excuse will pop up.
So that means you don't have a quick fix. You are not attractive to your wife. Which means it's a good thing you're here.
To drill down, there are two of you in the relationship. You can't change her, she needs to evaluate the (hopefully changing) situation and will decide on her own whether she will change her behaviour.
Since you can't change her, you have to change you. It's a long challenging road, but if you come out on the other side you'll be completely ok with whatever happens to her.
Become the man she needs and she'll kneel in the shower and beg you to piss on her face.
Not true. I get this from my wife when i don't shower before had. Rarely will she do it without a shower and it usually is not that good. I would rather shower and get a great BJ then not and have an awful one.
You just cannot base your attractiveness on her desire to give you head. Then again, my wife has OCD regarding personal hygiene.
Not a shit test. WASH YOU DICK. I would never let my wife go down on me if I wasn't clean.
Prior to getting married the other chicks I had before never complain about the smell of my dick
Doesn't mean that it didn't smell. Women fall into two camps.
Camp 1. They genuinely like it. I've fucked some nasty (in a good way) women that love dirty, sweaty smelly sex of all types especially BJ, the 'funk' is part of the turn on. Studies show women are turned on by fresh male sweat but that sweat quickly grows bacteria and a stronger smell.
Camp 2. They're sensitive to bad smells and the only thing that turns off that part of their brain is high SMV, and or lots of foreplay. If she's giving you a duty BJ then she has no foreplay she's working with. If your girl is in this camp she might have legitimately hated the smell of your dick for the entire courtship/marriage and never told you until now. Now that she thinks she has leverage because you are married she's making demands but it's not necessarily a shit test. Make sense?
Sounds like your wife is in camp two. Has she every told you she likes how much you smell? Or likes your dick smell in particular? Has she licked your ass, gone ass to mouth, or been a nasty slut in general? Prob not. I'd just plan on approaching her more often around times you've showered. She will know you just showered and won't have to ask. Also, even for BJ give her a little foreplay man. Women aren't porn stars and start feeling used after duty BJ number 356.
I do disagree with some of the comments in here as well. There's always a chance that she's losing attraction to you and starting to withdraw sexual intimacy and urgency and this is a red flag for that then. You really have to look back at your past sexual patterns and decide if she's changed and getting more picky. Watch out for more areas where she tries to withhold sex or gets more demanding and avoidant. That's bad sign that the 'please wash' thing was a shit test all along.
Finally remember. It's only Smellz!
Athol Kay had a section on this one.
Someone here said they never washed their feet during their shower. Same as me. Then you think, wtf? Why wasn't I? Then you notice terrible looking toe nails and your feet need to be smoothed out.
Might want to consider its not just about the state of your junk. See you've been just washing your dick. And you're so focused on a bj you forgot to wash your asshole too;
The overall picture is the problem. She'll find a million and one excuses until she's attracted to you.
you forgot to wash your asshole too
She controls the sex, you control the relationship.
Approach from that angle. If you feel you 'won' by getting a BJ and 'lost' by not getting one your mindset is still wrong. Sex is something that happens, it is not a trophy. The bigger a deal you make of it, the bigger of a deal it becomes.
Sounds like it's not very fun to blow you.
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