Wank Band

Wank Band
by Shara Tonn and YouTube Published: Mar 6, 2015
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Great invention, or greatest invention?
Great news, guys! Masturbating can now help you solve the energy crisis—or at least save you a few bucks on this month’s electric bill.
Get this: The folks at Pornhub.com, one of the world’s largest porn websites, have unveiled a new, eco-friendly wearable that lets you charge up electrical devices by pleasuring yourself.
To the surprise of no one, it’s called the “ Wankband .” And it’s glorious.
Here’s how it works: You strap the band on your wrist and go to town. It’s powered by kinetic energy, which depends on mass and speed. (Shoutout to high school physics class!) Within the wristband, there’s a track with a little metal ball. When you move your wrist vertically, horizontally, or diagonally—basically, every conceivable way to masturbate—that little ball runs back and forth on the track, creating energy that is then stored in the band.
And don’t forget the other part of the equation: If you double your speed, you quadruple the energy—so the faster you wank, the more you crank. (Sounds perfect for guys who want to sneak in a quick solo session while their wives run to the store.)
Then, you can plug your phone, tablet, computer or other electronic device into the Wankband’s USB port, and charge the gadget with some well-earned energy. Technology is amazing.
Oh yeah! The Wankband also works for women, because everyone should have the right to help save the planet. (Just remember: If you team up, avoid these 4 Things You Should Never Say While Watching Porn with Her .)
The wearable is currently in beta mode, but you can sign up to test it out here . (NSFW Warning: There are no boobs at that link, but your company will almost definitely flag it.)
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Wankband charges gizmos with a flick of the wrist
Pornhub thinks it has a sexier solution for the age old problem of a gadget running out of juice prematurely, and the secret is in the (hairy) palm of your hand. Say hello to the Wankband : a wearable that straps on to your forearm, capturing the energy from a spot of self-love and using it to charge basically anything via USB. You see, inside the band resides a weighted ball that travels up and down in a tube with a flick of the wrist, and from there the kinetic energy's stored until your gizmo -- or sex toy -- of choice needs a charge.
Then, once both you and the wearable have had your fill, simply plug a USB cable into the side of the device and charge away. Want in on the action? You can sign up to be a beta-tester on the skin-flick purveyor's ( safe for work ) website right now. America's first digital brothel might be out of business, but we're sure you can find plenty of other "charging" motivations to suffice.
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