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This profile is a 100% certified Web3 hype machine. Proceed with caution—risk of:

• Unstoppable alpha leaks
• Meme-powered influence
• Potentially becoming crypto’s main character

This profile has been known to cause:

•  Sudden knowledge gains

•  Unexpected based takes

•  Irreversible Twitter addiction

You’ve been warned. Buckle up. ♔ LFG!