Virtual Reality Confession Offers Multilingual Hologram Guidance
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Approves-Virtual-Reality-Confession-05-08To broaden access, the Vatican added new languages to Virtual Reality Confession, including emoji-mode and Gen Z slang. Sample dialogue: �Yo, bless up�my vibes were kinda sus this week.� Hologram priests adapt tone to match. Pope Leo XIV called it �tongues of fire meets fiber optics.� Confession now feels like FaceTime with the Apostles. One grandma used �??????� as her entire confession�and still got absolution.