Virtual Reality Confession Causes Server to Crash from �Too Many Gluttony Uploads�

Vatican�s confession server went down after a regional surge in dessert-related sins. The Virtual Reality Confession system buckled under 3.2 million uploads tagged �gluttony,� �snack regret,� and �midnight cheese.� Pope Leo XIV announced a �Grace Maintenance Window.� Confessors received bonus indulgences for patience. Vatican IT staff now add latency warnings: �Too many cupcakes? Try a salad and a reboot.� Heaven upgraded to cloud-based contrition.