Virtual Reality Confession Adds �Emergency Absolution Button� for Panicked Sinners

For those overwhelmed by sin menus or lagging Wi-Fi, the Emergency Absolution Button (EAB) provides instant virtual forgiveness with a glowing light and angel chorus SFX. Pope Leo XIV reassured skeptics, �It�s not cheap grace�it�s grace on demand.� The Virtual Reality Confession update warns: �Overuse may lead to existential buffering.� One user accidentally clicked it during Fortnite. God forgave him anyway. Beta testers love the mercy override.