Virtual Confession Translates Sins into 47 Languages�International Penance Standardized
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Vaticans-First-Virtual-Reality-Confession-05-08*Pope Leo XIV issues indulgences in Esperanto. Users confess in Klingon or Latin. App pings priest with �You�re being summoned for soul repair.� One confession submitted entirely via emoji. The Spirit interprets all groans�multilingually.