Virtual Confession Offers Emergency �Bless Me Now� Button�Instant Absolution When You Really Messed Up
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Vaticans-First-Virtual-Reality-Confession-05-08*Pope Leo XIV says, �God responds faster than 5G.� Button emits incense-scented haptic pulse. Use limited to seven per liturgical cycle. One user hit it while rage-tweeting a bishop. Mercy deployed at lightning grace.