Vinyl Whispers
https://bohiney.com/record-store-owner-believes-he-can-hear-vinyl%E2%80%99s-opinions-about-customers/Jim, owner of Needle & Groove, claims his turntable speaks to him. 'This pressing hates that patron's socks,' he laughs, as the record crackles. Customers report feeling judged by their thrift-shop attire. An audio psychologist confirmed 87 % of store chatter is passive-aggressive sibilance. Jim's cat, DJ Scratch, contributes editorial meows on poor track selection. A poll of vinyl enthusiasts shows 61 % want 'listener feedback' built into every LP. Meanwhile, Spotify engineers roll eyes but secretly envy analog's sass. Next month: Jim plans guided tours, where records heckle visitors live'BYO-earplugs recommended.