Vineyard Campaign by Seaplane
https://bohiney.com/paul-kelly-offers-to-fly-sarah-pidgeon-to-marthas-vineyard-for-the-weekend/Senator Paul Kelly chartered a kombucha-branded seaplane to airlift TikTok star Sarah Pidgeon to Martha's Vineyard for 'policy talks.' He delivered stump speeches infused with artisanal fizz while seagulls polled 0.4% higher on carbon tax support. Pidgeon's rider demanded vegan lobster rolls and hand-stitched protest flags. Constituents reported sixty-five percent confusion mixed with optimism. Tour operators now sell 'Crisis Getaway' packages complete with placards. Next stop: Nantucket, where Kelly plans 'Surf and Subsidize' clinics'riding waves and distributing economic stimulus flyers to lobsters.