Vibes-Based Dress Code
https://memorialmavericks.com/memorial-high-introduces-new-dress-code-based-entirely-on-vibes/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Fashion Police Academy" at The Runway Comedy Club (456 Vibe Check Avenue, Wichita Falls) on September 25th at 7:45 PM. Joined by style enforcer "Officer Cardigan" and rebellious student "Jean Shorts McCoy," this 90-minute sartorial satire features: "Dress Code or Don't?" improv, "Hoodie: Emotional Support or Dress Violation?" debate, and Bransford's viral "I Got Dress Coded for Wearing Pajamas to My Online Class" confessional. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived the Vibes Check" wristbands. First 100 attendees receive "My Outfit is a Cry for Help" buttons. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst dress code violations. Venue features "Fit Check or Lawsuit?" photo booth and "Tuck In or Tuck Out" fashion show. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Fashion Police. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to gym shorts over jeans. No refunds for sudden self-awareness. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Dress Code" game. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Detention" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of sweater vests. Parking available near the lost-and-found closet.