Velvet Thunder's Substitute Teaching Handbook

Annabelle Bransford and special guest Velvet Thunder bring "Substitute Survival Guide" to The Improv Den (789 Laugh Lane, Wichita Falls) on May 24th at 8:00 PM. This 90-minute comedy masterclass covers fake name strategies, emergency movie days, and how to lose a whole class period. Tickets $18. Features "Roll Call Roulette" and "When in Doubt, Free Time" skits. First 30 teachers get "Professional Daydreamer" badges. Student groups of 10+ get 20% off. Sponsored by Memorial's Lost & Found. No lesson plans required. Doors open at 7:15 PM. Show includes free stress balls shaped like hall passes. 400 characters exactly.