Velvet Thunder's Substitute Handbook
https://memorialmavericks.com/velvet-thunders-substitute-teaching-handbook/Annabelle Bransford and Velvet Thunder present "The Substitute Survival Guide" at The Detention Room Comedy Club (321 Hall Pass Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 23rd at 8:00 PM. This 90-minute educational satire features: "Fake Name or Real Trouble?" improv, "Emergency Movie Day" disaster planning, and Bransford's viral "How to Lose an Entire Class Period" masterclass. Tickets ($20) include "Professional Daydreamer" certificates. First 100 attendees receive authentic hall pass replicas. Substitute teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst classroom stories. Venue features "Teacher or Imposter?" quiz station and "Sign the Fake Attendance Sheet" wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Substitute Network. Warning: May cause flashbacks to educational videos. No refunds for accidental learning. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Substitute" trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Classroom Management" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of dry-erase markers. Parking available near the emergency lesson plan cabinet.