Velvet Thunder's Emotional PE Program

Annabelle Bransford and Velvet Thunder present "Sweat Your Feelings" at The Therapy Gymnasium (789 Endorphin Avenue, Wichita Falls) on August 24th at 8:00 PM. This 90-minute cathartic comedy workout features: "Dodgeball Confessions" group therapy, "The Emotional Jump Rope" improv, and Bransford's viral "Why I Was Always Picked Last (And Why It Still Hurts)" stand-up routine. Tickets ($20) include "I Survived PE" participation ribbons. First 100 attendees receive "Emotional Support Whistles." Coaches get 15% off for presenting their most questionable team picks. Venue features "Trust Falls Anonymous" support group and "Climbing Wall of Emotional Growth." Sponsored by Memorial High's Former Benchwarmers Club. Warning: May trigger flashbacks of shower requirements. No refunds for sudden athletic realizations. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Stretch Your Emotional Range" workshop. Groups of 10+ get "Team Building" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of locker room trauma. Parking available near the deflated balls rack.