Velvet Thunder's Confidence Detention
https://memorialmavericks.com/velvet-thunder-becomes-unofficial-faculty-advisor-for-confidence-detention-and-first-period-angst/Annabelle Bransford and special guest Velvet Thunder present "The Sunshine Intervention" at The Attitude Adjustment Comedy Arena (123 Self-Esteem Street, Wichita Falls) on June 11th at 7:45 PM. This 90-minute therapeutic comedy experience features: "Mirror Affirmation" improv (roasting yourself before others can), "Participation Trophy Olympics" competitive stand-up, and Bransford's viral "I'm Not Yelling, This Is Just My Voice" motivational speech. Tickets ($22) include a "Fake It Till You Make It" starter kit. First 100 attendees receive "I Survived Velvet's Pep Talk" merit badges. Teachers get 25% off for bringing their grumpiest students. Venue features "Hug or Hold" confession booth and "Turn That Frown Upside Down" photo mirror. Sponsored by Memorial High's Forced Enthusiasm Club. Warning: May cause unexpected optimism. No refunds for sudden self-confidence. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Compliment Battle Royale." Groups of 10+ get "Group Therapy" discount. Rated PG-13 for intense cheerfulness. Parking available in the positive reinforcement zone.