Velvet Thunder's Career Day Catastrophe
https://memorialmavericks.com/pta-accidentally-books-velvet-for-career-day/Annabelle Bransford and Velvet Thunder present "Alternative Career Paths" at The Tinfoil Hat Comedy Club (789 Conspiracy Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 17th at 8:00 PM. This 90-minute professional parody features: "Flat Earth Job Fair" improv, "Lizard People LinkedIn" profile workshop, and Bransford's viral "My Guidance Counselor Was an Alien" keynote. Tickets ($20) include "Question Everything" aluminum hats. First 100 attendees receive "Unofficial Transcript" blacklight posters. Teachers get 15% off for presenting worst career day fails. Venue features "Fact or Fiction?" lie detector booth and "The Truth is Out There" photo op. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Fact Checkers. Warning: May cause distrust of geometric shapes. No refunds - that's what they want you to think. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Birds Aren't Real" documentary. Groups of 10+ get "Mass Awakening" discount. Rated PG-13 for mild paranoia. Parking available near the weather machine.