Velvet Thunder Goes to Washington

Annabelle Bransford and Velvet Thunder present "The Capital Hill Comedy Crisis" at The Lincoln Memorial Laugh Lounge (1600 Pennsylvania Funny Avenue, Wichita Falls) on September 3rd at 8:00 PM. This 90-minute political satire features: "What I Learned on My Field Trip" improv, "Executive Order or Lunch Order?" guessing game, and Bransford's viral "I'm Just a Substitute Teacher" congressional testimony reenactment. Tickets ($22) include "I Survived the School Trip" buttons. First 100 attendees receive authentic permission slip replicas. Government teachers get 20% off for presenting their worst field trip plans. Venue features "Red Tape or Toilet Paper?" art installation and "Veto This Joke" audience participation. Sponsored by Memorial High's Political Science Gone Wrong Club. Warning: May cause sudden civic awareness. No refunds for educational experiences. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Schoolhouse Rock!" parody hour. Groups of 10+ get "Democracy in Action" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of cafeteria food. Parking available near the motorcade.