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You should know: The answer above provides general health information that is not intended to replace medical advice or treatment recommendations from a qualified health care professional.
Is it safe to use hollow cucumber or banana skin for masturbation (male)? Any chances of infection?
It is perfectly safe to have fun with fruits and vegetables, so long as you're not spunking up the produce in the aisles of your local Piggly Wiggly. You may be surprised to learn that you are not the first person to have these concerns! (See below.)
Masturbating with banana - HIV? (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLE) (CUCUMBER)
Nov 14, 2008
I know this is probably a stupid question but I'd just like your professional opinion. I was masturbating with a banana peel, although it had been sitting on my table for a few days. I read that it was stimulating so I tried it. However, is there a possibility for HIV transmission in this, i.e. HIV through food? Looking forward to your response.
Replacing a real banana with one's own banana can indeed be "appealing" (so to speak). As far as the HIV risk from using and abusing various fruits and vegetables, relax Max. It's nonexistent. See below.
Used a cucumber bought at grocery store as an anal toy. I was alone (I am a male.)I did not share it as it was a private masturbation. I put it in a stong bleach solution for 1 hour prior to use and washed it about 4 times with soap. was this an possible hiv risk.Iam married and just concerned. Thankyou
You marinated a cucumber for an hour in strong bleach and then washed it four times before sticking it up your butt, and you are worried about HIV???? Hmmm . . . just how much action do you think this cucumber had prior to your "picking him up" in the vegetable aisle? Even if the grocery store was a "Piggly Wiggly," you have absolutely nothing to fear. I suggest you spend some time on this site learning about sex, safer sex, basic HIV information and sex toys. I'm a bit concerned what might happen when you get to the watermelon aisle.
Cucumber(No Watermelons) Aug 17, 2005
Your response was funny and when i thought about it, it was silly to marinate for 1 hour.I guess my concern was that some one might tamper with food at the store, someone with bad intent who would inject body fluid ,blood ect. i believe from reading that it would not survive under those circumstances. ?Thankyou
Do you really think "someone with bad intent" would pick that particular vegetable to "inject body fluid and blood????" Dude, come on, get real. Of all the penis-shaped objects at your local Piggly Wiggly, how would Mr. Bad Intent guess you would pick that particular one for your "sit and spin?" Just how cute was that cuke???
hiv (SEX WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES) Aug 10, 2008
i'm a girl.i used to masterbate with banana/cucumber,but sometimes forgot to wash it.is there any risk of hiv?
You're worried about contracting HIV from masturbating with a banana and cucumber???? Sweetie, do you think perhaps your cutie-petutie banana and cucumber are cheating on you???? I can only assume your home schooling or abstinence-only sex education program failed to mention that HIV is a sexually transmitted disease. As such, it, like all other sexually transmitted infections, is, as the name implies, transmitted during sex from one infected person to another. So whatever you like to do in the fresh produce aisle of your local Piggly Wiggly will not cause HIV. That is unless you happen to have unprotected sex with an HIV-positive checkout boy in that aisle with all the phallic fruits and vegetables.
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Has the recent Internet chatter about grapefruiting piqued your curiosity, but left you with a lot of questions ? Are you intrigued by the idea of a natural, low-cost way to spice up your trips to the bone zone, but fear the possibility of free-flyin' citrus juice ? Does grapefruit give you acid reflux? Do you need those grapefruits for breakfast tomorrow???If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, don't worry! There's still an easy and food-filled solution to your sexual dilemmas. Even if you think that grapefruits belong on the kitchen table, not on a boner, know that your local grocery store or greenmarket is chock full of fruits and veggies that can, in a pinch, be turned into sexual playthings.And while there are no formal surveys of which fruits and vegetables people use most during sex, there are some clear favorites out there. So let's sit down and survey the most popular (or just most fun-seeming) produce that people use in and around their fun parts. But first, a word of warning: the sugar in fruit can lead to a rather unsexy yeast infection or other problems when placed directly onto your delicate bits. So your best bet is to keep these fruits and vegetables restricted to above (or below)-the-vag play, wrap them in a condom, or otherwise keep them from making full-on contact with the delicate parts of any genitals. And remember to put a towel down!With that noted, let's get down to business. It's summer! Time to make a nice, big salad! And then have sex with that salad!
Even without the use of formal surveying technology, I can tell you that using a microwaved melon with a hole cut in it is one of the most popular forms of food sex — so popular, it’s even got its own Urban Dictionary listing. Obviously, this method has its own dangers (i.e. that roof-of-the-mouth burn you get from eating a too-hot microwaved slice of pizza, except on a penis), so if you choose to experiment with this one, handle with caution.
The most popular fruit to dip in chocolate, drop in champagne, or chew on erotically while making sex faces at someone across the Whole Foods salad bar, the strawberry — with whipped cream, or on its own — is probably the fruit-sex pairing you're most likely to have actually tried (possibly after having gotten too worked up while watching a Cinemax Original Movie). You don't even have to get naked to use this little guy for sexual purposes — the simple act of eating one can be uncomfortably erotic (see above GIF).
I'm always learning new things at this job — like that bananas are not just enticingly phallic-shaped, but are actually used by some dudes as masturbation sleeves. The more you know, right?
The gold standard of sex vegetables, cucumbers will be considered snicker-inducingly sexual long after the earth has fallen into the sun — and for good reason! They pretty much look like penises, and people love to shove them into their orifices. I've heard this referred to as "cuke-ing," and I would not recommend trying this at home.
Second runner up in the "most phallic vegetable contest," carrots remain a favorite among those not bold enough to do some self-exploration with a cucumber. Also, wouldn't having an actual "most phallic vegetable contest" be so fun? Let's do one over Labor Day next year at your summer share house!
Though these are a less obvious one, they should be standard in anyone's food-sex arsenal, especially in this heat. You can grab a handful of frozen grapes and go to town on someone's back/ shoulders/ thighs/ etc the way you would with some ice cubes, with the added bonus that grapes won't melt. Note: your grapes will probably not turn out to actually be Matt Damon in a grape costume, but you know what? It could happen. Don't stop believin'!
While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish. But make sure to wash that penis thoroughly afterward before you bring your holes anywhere near it.
Part of a proud American on-screen sexual tradition that we can trace all the way back to 1999's Varsity Blues (or even earlier ), cherries are more of a topping than a main course, both in life and in bed. But they're neater and a lot less likely to shoot juice everywhere than a lot of items on this list, so they're a low-stakes item to incorporate into an evening of food-bangin'. Just make sure to have a bowl on hand for the pits.
Historically considered by some to be an aphrodisiac , yams aren't really a mainstream sex-food these days. But pureed yams are pretty delicious, and sometimes there's a gain of truth to the foods that people thought were aphrodisiacs in the ye olden tymes...just sayin'.
While you're certainly free to utilize a coconut in any way that your heart/ mind/ throbbing loins can imagine, coconut oil is actually having a moment as an alternative to traditional lube . Though there haven't been any formal studies on its effectiveness or side effects yet, gynecologists have noticed many women with sensitivities to standard lube dig it. Just don't use it with any latex condoms, and also, buy a little bit extra to use as a conditioner, because that stuff is BOSS on product-damaged hair.
The strawberry's smooshier, more pliable cousin, the raspberry is a bit less popular, but ideal for more delicate sexytimes — you know, foreplay that is more about a nibble than a chomp.
OK, fine, this one is all me. I could not find anyone to back me up on the idea of avocado as a sexual toy. But I think avocados are a good idea! They're soft! They're squishy! They're full of Vitamin C! And aren't their inherently sensual qualities what drives you to pay extra for that guac at Chipotle? I'm just saying, consider it.
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