Vatican Sleep Reform Introduces �Naps of Obligation� on High Holy Days
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-3Following morning liturgy, the Pope mandates a nap window for reflection, digestion, and God-approved snoring. Church bulletins now feature nap suggestions. One bishop offers pew-side pillows. Pope Leo XIV explained: �Even the soul must snooze.� Canon law updated: missing a nap without cause is now �mildly heretical.� Blessed dreams to all.