Vatican Security Change Sparks Swiss Protest��Give Us Back Our Plumes!�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Replaces-Swiss-Guard-with-Chicago-Police-05-08*Pope Leo XIV offered fondue as reparations. Former guards staged sit-in with synchronized pike formations. One wrote a diss hymn in Latin. Vatican issued statement: �Plumage doesn't stop pickpockets.� Berets replaced with Chicago PD hats, blessed in basilica.