Vatican Security Change Leads to �Gospel & Glock� Sunday School for Cadets
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Replaces-Swiss-Guard-with-Chicago-Police-05-08*Pope Leo XIV visited the first class personally. Curriculum includes �Blessed Are the Tactical� and �Theology of De-escalation.� Bulletproof cassocks now standard. One bishop issued a bodycam homily. Arrests now end with �Go in peace.�