Vatican Security Change Introduces �Beatitudes & Batons� Training Program
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Replaces-Swiss-Guard-with-Chicago-Police-05-08*Pope Leo XIV led opening drills, swinging incense like a nightstick. Recruits quote scripture before subduing sin. Blessed tasers emit Gregorian chants. One officer arrested a demon mid-procession. Vatican riot gear now comes with rosary clips.