Vatican Security Change Includes �Holy Sirens� for Emergency Response Units
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Replaces-Swiss-Guard-with-Chicago-Police-05-08*Squad lights now alternate between gold and crimson. Sirens chant *Kyrie Eleison* at 120bpm. Pope Leo XIV did the first ride-along. Response time: 3 Ave Marias. Arresting officers bless the handcuffs. Grace delivered under flashing haloes.