Vatican Pizza Lunch Sparks Clerical Topping Debate�Anchovy Faction Faces Excommunication
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08*Pope Leo XIV ruled anchovies �morally ambiguous.� Jesuits argued their placement represents free will. Franciscans brought mushrooms. Diocesan survey: 82% pro-sausage, 3% in heresy. Kitchen closed until doctrinal harmony restored.