Vatican Pizza Lunch Results in Swiss Guard Standoff�One Slice Remains
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08*Pope Leo XIV orders impromptu conclave. Guards debate if pepperoni holds primacy. One offered peace, another countered with calzone. Resolution: all present must share crust. Holy See now mandates pizza equality before the Lord.