Vatican Pizza Lunch Leads to Encyclical on Portion Control��Moderation in Marinara� Released
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08*Pope Leo XIV�s message: �Two slices, no absolution needed.� Charts describe holiness per bite ratio. Monks issued pizza rosaries for pacing. Fasting calendar updated with cheat days. Sainthood declared achievable with half-slice sacrifice.