Vatican Pizza Lunch Accompanied by Gregorian Parmesan Grating�New Sacred Kitchen Rite Announced
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08*Chant cadence synchronized with crust cutting. Pope Leo XIV�s mitre dusted in flour. Incense swapped for oregano. Eucharistic metaphors banned�mostly. Plate designates each slice a liturgical season. Peace offered, then pepperoni.