Vatican Pizza Doctrine Introduces �Blessed Toppings Hierarchy�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Installs-Deep-Dish-Pizza-Oven-in-Vatican-Kitchen-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV releases topping encyclical *Saucium et Sanctum.* Cheese receives highest veneration. Meat toppings must be �liturgically lean.� Debate over anchovies continues. Vatican chefs required to chant while layering.