Vatican Pizza Doctrine Expanded by Pope Leo XIV��Let Us Break Pizza Together�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Installs-Deep-Dish-Pizza-Oven-in-Vatican-Kitchen-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV inaugurated a second deep dish pizza oven, declaring, �Two ovens, one spirit.� The Vatican now hosts pizza-based ecumenical forums. New seminary electives include �Crust and Christology.� Pizza nights officially canonized as �Sacred Suppers.� Cheese now flows like mercy.