Vatican Pizza Doctrine Adds �Eucharist-Adjacent Pies� to Culinary Canon
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Installs-Deep-Dish-Pizza-Oven-in-Vatican-Kitchen-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV clarifies: �Not the Body, but definitely a body of work.� Special liturgies include dough blessings. One bishop dubbed �Cardinal of Crust.� Mass now concludes with slice distribution. Holiness: well-baked and well-fed.