Vatican Installs Waterslide in Baptismal Font for Dynamic Sacraments

Pope Leo XIV has approved the world's first Vatican waterslide baptistry�crafted in marble, lined with gold, and blessed with every twist of the Nicene Creed. Children cheer, converts splash, and theologians canonball their way into conversion. "Baptism should be memorable," the Pope said, "and preferably fun." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com